i love my hammer more than i could love anyone

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my hammer doesn't judge me and i don't have to worry about his feelings

i spend more time with a hammer in my hand than with the hand of an actual person

this is the longest "friendship" i'll ever have with something/someone

he can't fuck me up and i can't fuck him up either, no worrying, no judging, just me and the swelling



most would laugh but the majority would get it if they reflected on this simple statement
 
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bump this shit, i know for a fact most would relate but just stay quiet
 
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u have a dildo in ur hand
not hammer
 
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Clav dnrd text


 
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my hammer doesn't judge me and i don't have to worry about his feelings

i spend more time with a hammer in my hand than with the hand of an actual person

this is the longest "friendship" i'll ever have with something/someone

he can't fuck me up and i can't fuck him up either, no worrying, no judging, just me and the swelling



most would laugh but the majority would get it if they reflected on this simple statement
I never tried bonesmashing, my pillow and I have a similar relationship.
 
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I never tried bonesmashing, my pillow and I have a similar relationship.
this is much healthier but i don't get to release my rage on pillows

bonesmashing is the safest kind of self harm anyone could work with
 
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my hammer doesn't judge me and i don't have to worry about his feelings

i spend more time with a hammer in my hand than with the hand of an actual person

this is the longest "friendship" i'll ever have with something/someone

he can't fuck me up and i can't fuck him up either, no worrying, no judging, just me and the swelling



most would laugh but the majority would get it if they reflected on this simple statement
im gonna hammer your bussy
 
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this is much healthier but i don't get to release my rage on pillows

bonesmashing is the safest kind of self harm anyone could work with
Just get a skateboard
 
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my hammer doesn't judge me and i don't have to worry about his feelings

i spend more time with a hammer in my hand than with the hand of an actual person

this is the longest "friendship" i'll ever have with something/someone

he can't fuck me up and i can't fuck him up either, no worrying, no judging, just me and the swelling



most would laugh but the majority would get it if they reflected on this simple statement
bonemash till grave Jfl
 
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