I love slapping my girls ass in front of lonely old men

[Vermilioncore]

To remind them that they’re old farts who can’t get pussy and their dicks don’t even work anymore

I hate old people and love to see them struggle to walk while I walk past them with speed and vigor.

Haha, old folks are so fucking embarrassing. Wrinkly old sacks of shit, just die already.

 

[Cristiano RonaIdo]

I'm tryna text my gf tonight and get her back and sleep together tonight this tonight not tomorrow or anything tonight i wanna sleep with her so I'ma make my move vermilioncore

 

[Sprinkles]

i did that one time but the old fuck smacked my girls ass after I dI'd

I through a punch at him but he was a retired boxer and knocked me out

My girls with him now

 

[Alt Number 3]

i really am ur number 1 fan.

 

[iblamehumphrey]

i really am ur number 1 fan.

 

[Roninotrolling]

but whats the reason you hate cats and old people.