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I used to make eye contact with this girl in the gym. One time I approached her and she didn't seem like she wanted to talk, so I wrote her off. She was still in high school, so too young for me anyway. But then recently, I matched with her on tinder. This is what I got from our chat:
She's overweight, brown, and masculine-looking without makeup. Not ugly, but not pretty either. And yet she claims she has over 400 matches, more than 10x what I currently have. And a lot of them apparently message her. Brutal blackpill reminder.
She's also the third girl to tell me she went on tinder because she was bored and wanted to be entertained and validated. I was gonna ask her out until she said that.
Anyway, she must be socially retarted cuz she walked right passed me in the gym while I was lifting and didn't even look at me. Then she claimed she didn't see me. Bitch are you serious? Why the hell would she bother talking to me on tinder if she was just going to ghost me in person? Foids make no sense.
She's overweight, brown, and masculine-looking without makeup. Not ugly, but not pretty either. And yet she claims she has over 400 matches, more than 10x what I currently have. And a lot of them apparently message her. Brutal blackpill reminder.
She's also the third girl to tell me she went on tinder because she was bored and wanted to be entertained and validated. I was gonna ask her out until she said that.
Anyway, she must be socially retarted cuz she walked right passed me in the gym while I was lifting and didn't even look at me. Then she claimed she didn't see me. Bitch are you serious? Why the hell would she bother talking to me on tinder if she was just going to ghost me in person? Foids make no sense.