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TheLightOfMyLife

TheLightOfMyLife

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Nobody ever pushes you to come in if you have diarrhea, but if you have a cold they tell you to suck it up.
But who wants to deal with shit on the floors? Nobody.
 
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good method
 
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Tell them your grandma died
 
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My grandma has been dieing since 4 years
 
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My grandma has been dieing since 4 years
Actually, I can't tell if I should have laugh reacted this. I laugh reacted because I assumed you meant you were using it as an excuse for 4 years, but if you mean she is actually dying, I apologize and will correct my reaction
 
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Nobody ever pushes you to come in if you have diarrhea, but if you have a cold they tell you to suck it up.
But who wants to deal with shit on the floors? Nobody.
 
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Actually, I can't tell if I should have laugh reacted this. I laugh reacted because I assumed you meant you were using it as an excuse for 4 years, but if you mean she is actually dying, I apologize and will correct my reaction
No I use her asn excuse. She is well and fine and still kicking but I have been using her as an excuse since 4 years.
 
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No I use her asn excuse. She is well and fine and still kicking but I have been using her as an excuse since 4 years.
Don't they remeber an NBA candidate ? How can they forget for 4 years ? Or you use it at different places and don't repeat ?
 
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No I use her asn excuse. She is well and fine and still kicking but I have been using her as an excuse since 4 years.
I could use my grandma too maybe. Not like she ever did shit for me, so I might as well get something from her
 
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how many off days are you allowed?
 
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Don't they remeber an NBA candidate ? How can they forget for 4 years ? Or you use it at different places and don't repeat ?
The HoD in my college changes every year. Whenever I want to go out and take a leave for more than a few days I just tell the coordinator my grandma died and come back with everything sorted for me. No professor asks me for pending assignments etc
 
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The HoD in my college changes every year. Whenever I want to go out and take a leave for more than a few days I just tell her my grandma died and come back with everything sorted for me. No professor asks me for pending assignments etc
Lucky guy. When I was little I had to go beg to get permission to write the exams in my middle years of college
 
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how many off days are you allowed?
I work at a gas station with insane turnover bro. I can probably take as many as I want, and I don't give a shit if they fire me really because I'm quitting when summer hits anyways.
 
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