I measured my height(proof inside)

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I am actually 5'5(165cm) tall at night.
Wtf i thought i was 5'9"
How is this possible?
I cant cope rn.
Proof:
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7ft11 or death
 
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Stfu i am 5'5'.
I want to kms rn. All hope is lost
 
It's fine bro I always thought I had an 8 inch cock but I measured it a couple of days ago and it turned out that there is no measuring tape tall enough for it!
 
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im sorry to tell it but height is your last problem bro
Yeah bro i am a shitskin.
The flash kinda makea my skin look yellow tho. Like i have jaundice or something
 
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10cm shorter? I would legit no joking jump of a building if i found out i was that much shorter, i can feel your pain
 
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10cm shorter? I would legit no joking jump of a building if i found out i was that much shorter, i can feel your pain
Its over. I might be 164 cm.
Not even 5'5" jfl.
I've been badly exposed.
I am not 5'9"
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how can you measure yourself 10cm short are you autistic or something, or did you just tell yourself you're average height/5'9 so you could cope
 
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how can you measure yourself 10cm short are you autistic or something, or did you just tell yourself you're average height/5'9 so you could cope
Yes bro. I was delusionmaxxed
 
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I am actually 5'5(165cm) tall at night.
Wtf i thought i was 5'9"
How is this possible?
I cant cope rn.
Proof:
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No biggie

I know a 5ft2 Indian guy that bangs a new girl every night
 
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How the fuck didn't you know you were 5'5?
 
I was on drugs so i read 165 as 175

Alright man
You'll be fine if you stay in india but if you decude to live in the west you'll struggle.
 
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If you’re 5’5 at night then you’re 5’7 at most. JFL.
 
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You'll be fine if you stay in india but if you decude to live in the west you'll struggle.
Ok. But why do stats say average height in punjab is 5'10?
Weird i feel average is 5'6.
Is the measuring tape wrong?
If you’re 5’5 at night then you’re 5’7 at most. JFL.
What tf does that mean.
I am 5'5 not 5'7
 
Ok. But why do stats say average height in punjab is 5'10?
Weird i feel average is 5'6.
Is the measuring tape wrong?
I have no idea man. Get measured barefeet in one of those laser devices. They are very accurate.
 
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try modafinil
 
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Ok. But why do stats say average height in punjab is 5'10?
Weird i feel average is 5'6.
Is the measuring tape wrong?

What tf does that mean.
I am 5'5 not 5'7
In the morning you’re taller than at night. You lose height as the day goes on.
 
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In the morning you’re taller than at night. You lose height as the day goes on.
Nobody loses 5 cm jfl.
Only 200+cm guys might lose that much
 
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In the morning you’re taller than at night. You lose height as the day goes on.
But you lose 0.5/1 inch at most. Not 3 inches lol.
 
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Never trust a height claim on this forum. Neither one about their own height nor about someone else's.
 
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Never trust a height claim on this forum. Neither one about their own height nor about someone else's.
But i was legit 5'9' yesterday.
How is this possible?
How did i shrink 4" in one day?
 
Nobody loses 5 cm jfl.
Only 200+cm guys might lose that much
Right, which means you’re 5’6 at most, even in the morning.
But you lose 0.5/1 inch at most. Not 3 inches lol.
The difference between 5’7 and 5’5 are two inches?
But i was legit 5'9' yesterday.
How is this possible?
How did i shrink 4" in one day?
I’m not even sure how one doesn’t realize they’re 5’5 instead of 5’9. I mean, I’d know right away whether I’m 6’7 or 6’3.
 
loling hard ngl, how were you 4 inches off in your estimate
 
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But i was legit 5'9' yesterday.
How is this possible?
How did i shrink 4" in one day?
I have no idea what you guys do to measure yourselves tbh. Just using this moment to say that every claim should be taken not just with a grain of salt, but a swimming pool full of it.
 
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Where is the proof? Cant see your feet
 
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