I might be getting laid today

[Jatt]

“Where do u live lemme see if i can stop by on my way to optometrist”

She’s like 30 mins away

I need to shave muh balls and shieet just in case

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Mirin gl

 

[Node]

Don’t tell me it’s a somali hoe

 

[inversions]

What if its a huge black man and he rapes you

 

[BeanCelll]

You'll be laying down on a hospital bed while you're flatlined and the nurses hopelessly try to resuscitate you if you get with another fat bitch

 

[luca_.]

“Where do u live lemme see if i can stop by on my way to optometrist”

She’s like 30 mins away

I need to shave muh balls and shieet just in case

Bro don’t fully shave it no one likes a baldie

 

[Jatt]

Don’t tell me it’s a somali hoe

You'll be laying down on a hospital bed while you're flatlined and the nurses hopelessly try to resuscitate you if you get with another fat bitch

It’s the skinny Punjabi girl