I might try to fuck my 34 yr old coworker!

[xit]

i think she might like me even tho im a baby to her

i had no idea she was that old till she said she graduated in 03, she looks 25 i would have never guessed it. she looks cute with an angel skull

reason i think she might like me is she is SUPER nice to me for no reason. telling me i do everything perfectly and so happy around me. today i picked up something for her and she was like wooow ur so strong i could never do that (im a fucking 145 lb 6'2 twink btw (but i have a decent frame))

every time shes around me she giggles at what i say even if its not funny what so ever

one time i was standing next to her towering over her and i think i saw her physically get wet from looking at my perma jutted squinted profile

next time i see her im going to tell her how young she looks, what else should i do?

 

[BigBiceps]

Just ask her out. Don't ruin it with procrastination.

 

[deathtochad]

Escalate the conversation to sexual stuff like make jokes asking her if she gets wild on the weekends or parties or some shit then ask if she has a bf. If she says no, grab her and rape her in the storage room and then kill her and discard her body in a nearby dumpster

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

just grab her and fuck her roughly. youre fucking stupid if you think PUA is a thing. we are animals after all, just act like in the jungle. a woman wants to be dominated and fucked hard by a man she finds attractive, to be chosen (violently) by said attractive man is the ultimate validation for her.

shes 34s years old and she knows shes getting old, she wants some of that hot twink cock to make her feel fulfilled

 

[xit]

Just ask her out. Don't ruin it with procrastination.

thats kinda cringe bro

 

[BigBiceps]

thats kinda cringe bro

What do you mean? Asking woman out is cringe? Where in the FUCK is that considered cringe? Sweden, UK?

 

[Deleted member 470]

im a fucking 145 lb 6'2 twink btw

rofl
do it bro

 

[BigBiceps]

Escalate the conversation to sexual stuff like make jokes asking her if she gets wild on the weekends or parties or some shit then ask if she has a bf. If she says no, grab her and rape her in the storage room and then kill her and discard her body in a nearby dumpster

That escalated quickly, from slightly sexual jokes to a rape and murder

 

[Deleted member 470]

she wants some young dick before she hits menopause

 

[Deleted member 1464]

"Accidentally" have a boner next time you see her. See how she responds

 

[xit]

What do you mean? Asking woman out is cringe? Where in the FUCK is that considered cringe? Sweden, UK?

we dont work the same shift and i have barely talked to her

she wants some young dick before she hits menopause

do you think this is actually legit

i want to dick her down hard with my thick 8 incher

 

[Deleted member 1464]

one time i was standing next to her towering over her and i think i saw her physically get wet from looking at my perma jutted squinted profile

 

[xit]

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how is it autism if i can see her wetting herself because of it?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

how is it autism if i can see her wetting herself because of it?

If you saw her wetting herself, why didn't you make a move then? srs.

 

[xit]

If you saw her wetting herself, why didn't you make a move then? srs.

because its a work environment with ppl around and idk how

 

[Deleted member 470]

do you think this is actually legit

i want to dick her down hard with my thick 8 incher

do it bro

 

[Deleted member 2756]

call her young-looking but in a sexualized way, it worked on my auntie. Trust me dude women LOVE when they get called young looking.

 

[xit]

call her young-looking but in a sexualized way, it worked on my auntie. Trust me dude women LOVE when they get called young looking.

i know

but how do you make that sexual

 

[BrettyBoy]

Brag.

 

[Pendejo]

call her young-looking but in a sexualized way, it worked on my auntie.

Your auntie...

 

[xit]

I need advice

 

[rockndogs]

Escalate the conversation to sexual stuff like make jokes asking her if she gets wild on the weekends or parties or some shit then ask if she has a bf. If she says no, grab her and rape her in the storage room and then kill her and discard her body in a nearby dumpster

just grab her and fuck her roughly. youre fucking stupid if you think PUA is a thing. we are animals after all, just act like in the jungle. a woman wants to be dominated and fucked hard by a man she finds attractive, to be chosen (violently) by said attractive man is the ultimate validation for her.

shes 34s years old and she knows shes getting old, she wants some of that hot twink cock to make her feel fulfilled

all you have to do tbh ngl

 

[Usum]

Don't shit where you eat.
And don't buy it : she's looking for a beta as she has baby rabbies.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

no pics no advice

 

[xit]

Don't shit where you eat.
And don't buy it : she's looking for a beta as she has baby rabbies.

Alright i wont try to fuck her

 

[Usum]

Alright i wont try to fuck her

Good for you.
Plus I don't fuck above my age. That should be illegal.

 

[xit]

Good for you.
Plus I don't fuck above my age. That should be illegal.

But many mothers are absolutely beautiful

 

[Deleted member 2933]

I think she is cucking you.

 

[xit]

I think she is cucking you.

Lol how

 

[Deleted member 2581]

Gets mocking voice out

“Oh geez guys a girl is pleasant with me and not disgusted by my existence I think she wants the DICK”

 

[xit]

Faggot and retard^

 

[Usum]

But many mothers are absolutely beautiful

Single mothers are invisible to me.

 

[Deleted member 206]

one time i was standing next to her towering over her and i think i saw her physically get wet from looking at my perma jutted squinted profile

 

[Nosecel9000]

i think she might like me even tho im a baby to her

i had no idea she was that old till she said she graduated in 03, she looks 25 i would have never guessed it. she looks cute with an angel skull

reason i think she might like me is she is SUPER nice to me for no reason. telling me i do everything perfectly and so happy around me. today i picked up something for her and she was like wooow ur so strong i could never do that (im a fucking 145 lb 6'2 twink btw (but i have a decent frame))

every time shes around me she giggles at what i say even if its not funny what so ever

one time i was standing next to her towering over her and i think i saw her physically get wet from looking at my perma jutted squinted profile

next time i see her im going to tell her how young she looks, what else should i do?

Low T

 

[xit]

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I saw it from the corner of my eye

She literally looked at me for a few seconds and started shaking and getting extremely ancy bouncing up and down and shit for no visible reason then someone else walked in

 

[BigBiceps]

"Accidentally" have a boner next time you see her. See how she responds

You've watched too much porn

 

[Deleted member 773]

Sorry but wanting women is cringe and a low T trait

 

[xit]

no pics no advice

Just imagine her

she is short like 5'2 and slightly thick but not fat at all with a small bubble butt

Her face is compact with an upturned nose which is everything and she has long brown hair with greenish eyes

 

[Petsmart]

Just imagine her

she is short like 5'2 and slightly thick but not fat at all with a small bubble butt

Her face is compact with an upturned nose which is everything and she has long brown hair with green eyes

does she have tattoos

 

[xit]

does she have tattoos

No

If she did i wouldnt even think about putting my dick anywhere near her
why? @Petsmart

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Invite her over for some yoga

 

[Deleted member 2119]

First, if you care about this job at all, don't do anything.

If you don't care about your job, just ask her to spend time with you in whatever way outside work. Don't fuck around, she's either actually interested in you, or she's one of those fake nice bitches that get off on virtue signaling. Sadly, she's probably the latter, I've dealt with numerous older bitches like that.

 

[DoctorPMA]

keep us updated

 

[Titbot]

No coworker for your face

 

[her]

BRO JUST ASK HER OUT AND DICK THE BITCH DOWN UNTIL YOUR DICK BLEEDS

ARE U DUMB BROTHER, NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU CAN FUCK A HOT GIRL AND YOU AREN'T DOING IT ALREADY, JUST DO IT BRAH!

FUCKEN' SLAYER ...

 

[Chuck14]

First, if you care about this job at all, don't do anything.

If you don't care about your job, just ask her to spend time with you in whatever way outside work. Don't fuck around, she's either actually interested in you, or she's one of those fake nice bitches that get off on virtue signaling. Sadly, she's probably the latter, I've dealt with numerous older bitches like that.

Never had a woman pretend to be interested. From my experience, they make it clear as possible they're repulsed without saying it - so I don't try my luck with them.

 

[xit]

she was there today and she was being nice to me for no reason again complimenting me at every step

laughed very hard at stupid joke i told and said 'haha ur so funny'

stood really close to me for no reason, always adjusting her hair around me

these iois might be cope tbh

she was in yoga pants and her ass looked nice, i want to fuck her badly

 

[xit]

she was there today and she was being nice to me for no reason again complimenting me at every step

laughed very hard at stupid joke i told and said 'haha ur so funny'

stood really close to me for no reason, always adjusting her hair around me

these iois might be cope tbh

she was in yoga pants and her ass looked nice, i want to fuck her badly

legit iois or nah

 

[GenericChad1444]

legit iois or nah

only ioi is p in v

 

[fakemeta.]

fuaaark, imagine having high e milf wetting herself because of you

op, make a move and deliver otherwise fag