i miss my oneitis

[Deleted member 57464]

i miss how she would call herself a boomer despite being 25. i miss how she would talk about theories like Mandela Effect and Quantum Mechanics. I miss how she told me she felt like a granny. those were good times. chad probably didnt hear any of this though.

 

[traveler]

did u get to touch her before

 

[Deleted member 57464]

did u get to touch her before

most i could get away with was toching her hands, going for waist was death sentence

 

[StraightHeadJames]

chad gonna slap her on the face if she starts spewing that bullshit. gonna spit in her mouth, pull her hair and give her a good fucking in the ass.

and u know that dude. she can't be her true self around chad.
at best he's just gonna pretend to listen, but he won't care about her

 

[Deleted member 57464]

chad gonna slap her on the face if she starts spewing that bullshit. gonna spit in her mouth, pull her hair and give her a good fucking in the ass.

and u know that dude. she can't be her true self around chad.
at best he's just gonna pretend to listen, but he won't care about her

chad just puts her in her place

 

[traveler]

most i could get away with was toching her hands, going for waist was death sentence

brutal

time to move on

 

[Deleted member 57464]

brutal

time to move on

it went worse with the other girls

 

[traveler]

it went worse with the other girls

never get caught up in a female

 

[Deleted member 57464]

never get caught up in a female

no girl likes me anyway

 

[MusicMaxxingMidget]

you have to focus on other stuff, my oneitis looks like shit now. I even asked her out when she still looked pretty and she said no and now she looks 40 while being 28, single as well. Theyll never live up to what you think of them.

 

[Deleted member 57464]

Theyll never live up to what you think of them.

she will dw

 

[5.5psl]

As you are writing this thread some oofie doofie is anal bombing her and she is screaming yeh daddy as loud as she can
How can you even cope man ?

 

[traveler]

no girl likes me anyway

just have to pua like @Bojack

 

[Deleted member 57464]

As you are writing this thread some oofie doofie is anal bombing her and she is screaming yeh daddy as loud as she can

not a chance

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I bet her guy is thinking, "I miss her creepy orbiter. I miss the times she would tell me about the creep who was madly in love with her. Quickly, I would bend her over and fuck the shit out of her. I miss that feller."

 

[traveler]

no girl likes me anyway

always find a new female theory

 

[Thompsonz]

I don't miss mine.

 

[Deleted member 57464]

always find a new female theory

yeah buddy, i dound like 10 of those and they treated me worse than her

 

[shieldzz]

stfu abused animal

 

[Deleted member 57464]

stfu abused animal

this forum is ruthless

 

[traveler]

yeah buddy, i dound like 10 of those and they treated me worse than her

always on the prowl

 

[Deleted member 57464]

always on the prowl

pointless, its girs who should prowl you

 

[traveler]

pointless, its girs who should prowl you

lions are on the hunt

lioness are chilling

 

[standardcel]

Its 15 years already you weren’t even in a relationship with her

 

[Deleted member 57464]

lions are on the hunt

lioness are chilling

copes from the slums of PUA

 

[Deleted member 57464]

Its 15 years already you weren’t even in a relationship with her

im not talking about my hs crush

 

[traveler]

cant be a lion in the jungle waiting for the food to come around

copes from the slums of PUA

 

[Deleted member 57464]

cant be a lion in the jungle waiting for the food to come around

even in the jungle, female lions do the hunting

 

[traveler]

even in the jungle, female lions do the hunting

they also submit to their alpha lion