I nearly died

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To make a long story short I decided to lube body up with vaseline and take a shower

That vaseline ended up dripping down to the shower floor, it got so slippery I almost busted my head on the faucet

So I decide to sit down and put dandruff shampoo in my head, the dandruff shampoo poured into my eyes and started burning. I get up blind trying to get a towel and fall on my tailbone

I had to crawl out the shower
 
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To make a long story short I decided to lube body up with vaseline and take a shower

That vaseline ended up dripping down to the shower floor, it got so slippery I almost busted my head on the faucet

So I decide to sit down and put dandruff shampoo in my head, the dandruff shampoo poured into my eyes and started burning. I get up blind trying to get a towel and fall on my tailbone

I had to crawl out the shower

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To make a long story short I decided to lube body up with vaseline and take a shower

That vaseline ended up dripping down to the shower floor, it got so slippery I almost busted my head on the faucet

So I decide to sit down and put dandruff shampoo in my head, the dandruff shampoo poured into my eyes and started burning. I get up blind trying to get a towel and fall on my tailbone

I had to crawl out the shower

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