I nearly ripped my ballsack open this morning before my school bus

[yoyoyo123123]

Tried to take a piss before heading out to get my bus, and this big belt on my trousers, has like this metal thing that connects it together, and it's kinda big and the corners are quite sharp.
So I wip it out and my scrotum goes inbetween the connection thing on the belt, and this shit hurt like crazyyy, I tried gettign it out but I coudnt really see bc of my jumper was covering it, and if I bent forward it started ripping it, if I tried to pull it out it started digging in (the corners) and I nearly missed my bus i was panicking like crazy bc it felt like I couldn't get it out unless I ripped a bit off bc it got stuck really deep in there, and it hurt when I did anything, like I'm trying to get it out but it hurts and hurts I can feel it getting cut, Holy fuck that was such a close one, idk how i got it out but got out with just a small cut

Shit hurt like fuck tho
Here come the DNRs

 

[What is bp]

Try gooning, it will help. Also DNR

 

[crazyguy]

Tried to take a piss before heading out to get my bus, and this big belt on my trousers, has like this metal thing that connects it together, and it's kinda big and the corners are quite sharp.
So I wip it out and my scrotum goes inbetween the connection thing on the belt, and this shit hurt like crazyyy, I tried gettign it out but I coudnt really see bc of my jumper was covering it, and if I bent forward it started ripping it, if I tried to pull it out it started digging in (the corners) and I nearly missed my bus i was panicking like crazy bc it felt like I couldn't get it out unless I ripped a bit off bc it got stuck really deep in there, and it hurt when I did anything, like I'm trying to get it out but it hurts and hurts I can feel it getting cut, Holy fuck that was such a close one, idk how i got it out but got out with just a small cut

Shit hurt like fuck tho
Here come the DNRs

tuff

 

[kana]

best post of the day

 

[AustrianMogger]

Tried to take a piss before heading out to get my bus, and this big belt on my trousers, has like this metal thing that connects it together, and it's kinda big and the corners are quite sharp.
So I wip it out and my scrotum goes inbetween the connection thing on the belt, and this shit hurt like crazyyy, I tried gettign it out but I coudnt really see bc of my jumper was covering it, and if I bent forward it started ripping it, if I tried to pull it out it started digging in (the corners) and I nearly missed my bus i was panicking like crazy bc it felt like I couldn't get it out unless I ripped a bit off bc it got stuck really deep in there, and it hurt when I did anything, like I'm trying to get it out but it hurts and hurts I can feel it getting cut, Holy fuck that was such a close one, idk how i got it out but got out with just a small cut

Shit hurt like fuck tho
Here come the DNRs

nice

 

[jgrey080]

DNR but I hope you leak test into the air so I can breathe some of it in so I can be less of a boypussy

 

[yoyoyo123123]

best post of the day

I tried my best

 

[Deleted member 176423]

best post of the day