i need help to grow

[grandwizardman]

can anyone reccomend things i can take to help me grow taller like things on the lines of peptides or other things that would be safe since im only 16 im also only 5,9

 

[valentine]

also only 5,9

its ok

 

[Shkreliii]

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The Ultimate Guide to HGH: Because Who Needs Normal Growth?

Step 1: Understand You Are Not Like Other Mortals
First off, forget about your little human limits. The average person sleeps, eats, and exercises in the hopes of maintaining some semblance of health and physique. You, my friend, are above this. You're a chosen one and HGH is your ticket to achieving what nature never intended. Why take it slow, like a normal person, when you can become a walking human mutation in record time?

Step 2: Forget That Whole "Side Effects" Thing
Who cares about potential side effects like joint pain, insulin resistance, or even, ya know, cancer? That's just science being a buzzkill. You're on the fast track to immortality (or at least the type of body that makes people ask, "Are you... okay?"). Don't bother with those little warnings. They’re just there to ruin your dream of turning into a real-life superhero. Go ahead, inject HGH into your veins like it's a magic elixir—nothing can possibly go wrong!

Step 3: The Secret to HGH? It’s All About the Doses
If 1,000 micrograms a day is good, then surely 2,000 micrograms is better! And who’s really counting anyway? If you can’t pronounce it, you probably shouldn’t take it, right? Wrong! More is always better. Don’t listen to those people who say you can easily overdose on it. You’re invincible now! They can’t keep up with your newfound "growth."

Step 4: The Best Time to Take HGH? Literally Anytime, All the Time
Why limit yourself to a few doses a day like some peasant? You’re a machine now. In fact, why not take a little before breakfast, one before lunch, and then sneak in a midnight snack of HGH just to make sure you're doing it right. HGH doesn't care if you're a night owl or an early bird—it’s a 24/7 operation for the peak physique that will have everyone wondering if you’re on some sort of secret alien program.

Step 5: Now That You're Bigger, It's Time to Brag
Once you notice your muscles growing, veins popping, and hair turning into something that could only be described as "less human," it’s time to flaunt it. Post pics constantly. Tell everyone at the gym about your HGH “journey” like it’s some kind of religious experience. They need to know you're the new gold standard for human excellence. Also, be sure to mention how much more efficient your workouts are now that you're basically a lab experiment.

Step 6: Expect to Be Called "The Hulk" or "Frankenstein" (It’s Fine)
Let’s be real. If people aren’t calling you a walking science experiment, you’re not doing it right. The combination of unnaturally large muscles and almost mechanical precision will make your social circles super uncomfortable, and that’s the mark of a true HGH user. When people try to ask questions like, “Wait, how much HGH is too much?” just laugh and respond with, “I’m just living my best life, okay?”

Step 7: Stay Humble (Because No One Can Stop You Now)
Finally, remember to stay humble. You're practically a god walking among mere mortals—don’t rub it in too much (unless you’re in a social setting and it’s really hard not to).

 

[grandwizardman]

its ok

its not my goal is 6,2 im cooked unless i do something now

 

[valentine]

its not my goal is 6,2 im cooked unless i do something now

youre never gonna get to 6,2 idk what to tell you. 5'9 is short but not death tier focus on things that are in your control

 

[grandwizardman]

youre never gonna get to 6,2 idk what to tell you. 5'9 is short but not death tier focus on things that are in your control

wb 6 foot

 

[ThugggButt]

can anyone reccomend things i can take to help me grow taller like things on the lines of peptides or other things that would be safe since im only 16 im also only 5,9

I've looked into all of this, you can't change your final height you are much too old, height is capped by genetics but the time it takes to grow to your final height varies, you may still grow but if you do its just luck

 

[grandwizardman]

I've looked into all of this, you can't change your final height you are much too old, height is capped by genetics but the time it takes to grow to your final height varies, you may still grow but if you do its just luck

swr its like 60 to 80 percent genetics and the rest is environment im only 16 and its only 5 inches i wanna grow i csnt be that cooked

 

[ThugggButt]

swr its like 60 to 80 percent genetics and the rest is environment im only 16 and its only 5 inches i wanna grow i csnt be that cooked

its 100% genetics as long as you are able to eat whenever you want to, epigenetics can only influence height while you're in your mother's womb or in very very early stages of your life.

16 is much too old to change final height, 5 inches is crazy bro just accept being 5'9, it could be much worse