I need more fruit

[optimisticzoomer]

I have no more grapefruits
The mangoes and melon aren't ripe
My mum said she couldn't find any coconuts

I want to eat at least 1000 calories of fruit a day

 

[Phantasm]

I wanna eat 0 calories of anything a day

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I wanna eat 0 calories of anything a day

Ideally I would be breatharian
But I need at least 3000 calories a day to not be borderline underweight

 

[CD34]

Nigga you ve been fruitmaxxing since last month

 

[Sceptical]

how far away is your house from your nearest grocery store

 

[optimisticzoomer]

how far away is your house from your nearest grocery store

2 mins
But it's more expensive there and they don't have coconuts, which are high calorie