I need this penis surgery

[User28823]

what kind of sick life is this?

 

[gribsufer1]

 Unlimited begewungpeniskrieg on the juden

 

[asdvek]

 

[deathisseks]

DONT WE ALL?

 

[User28823]

i have to do it.

its eating me alive

i cant enjoy sexual activities.

if the surgery goes wrong the world will suffer

i will leave my mark

 

[asdvek]

if the surgery goes wrong the world will suffer

 

[User28823]

 

[TyroneΩ]

what kind of sick life is this?

Ich rieche deutsch

 

[lastredeemer]

i have to do it.

its eating me alive

i cant enjoy sexual activities.

if the surgery goes wrong the world will suffer

i will leave my mark

Whats your target? Lmao

 

[User28823]

Whats your target? Lmao

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

what kind of sick life is this?

Is your shit really that bad?

 

[lastredeemer]

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I mean if the surgery goes wrong.

Who and where??

 

[FaceandBBC]

Is this for peyronie's disease? I have that shit also but mine curves upward and leans over to the right.

 

[User28823]

my penile curvature is lateral as opposed to dorsal/ventral so the surgery may be easier.....

but if there is tunica albuginea asymmetries it would likely require remodeling and implants

 

[User28823]

Is this for peyronie's disease? I have that shit also but mine curves upward and leans over to the right.

no i have congenital curvature

 

[User28823]

Is your shit really that bad?

its bad enough that i have to contemplate surgery

its so annoying, its like my left testicle is being suffocated if i have an erection

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

its bad enough that i have to contemplate surgery

its so annoying, its like my left testicle is being suffocated if i have an erection

The shit some of us have to go through... this world is twisted

(twisted, see what I did there )

 

[jaaba]

what kind of sick life is this?

Doesn’t that procedure sacrifice girth?

 

[User28823]

i could try this........

someone apparently fixed their curve by taking some cialis then using a penis pump and it basically forced the tunica albuginea to microtear and release the tension / straighten itself

but i may just fracture my penis as i could potentially tear the tunica albuginea.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

i could try this........

someone apparently fixed their curve by taking some cialis then using a penis pump and it basically forced the tunica albuginea to microtear and release the tension / straighten itself

but i may just fracture my penis as i could potentially tear the tunica albuginea.

Just jelq not hard

See if it helps, good chance it does and much lower risk

 

[User28823]

Doesn’t that procedure sacrifice girth?

no, i could just get implants too

 

[User28823]

Just jelq not hard

See if it helps, good chance it does and much lower risk

yeah i have to try that first but its also twisted, i think my pelvis asymmetry contributes to that its so fucked its fucking over

 

[jaaba]

no, i could just get implants too

Have you tried pumping I’ve heard ppl on this forum talk about that

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Is this for peyronie's disease? I have that shit also but mine curves upward and leans over to the right.

My dick curves in two different directions, it splits completely I'm not joking

Looks like this

 

[User28823]

Have you tried pumping I’ve heard ppl on this forum talk about that

i will try it, i read someone fixed their curve doing it and technically remodeling / forcing the curve in the other direction is done in surgeries with implants because ur basically remodeling the tunica albuginea to stretch / open up on the shorter side

 

[jaaba]

i will try it, i read someone fixed their curve doing it and technically remodeling / forcing the curve in the other direction is done in surgeries with implants because ur basically remodeling the tunica albuginea to stretch / open up on the shorter side

If you do, make a thread abt results

 

[User28823]

i will try a penis pump

The role of vacuum pump therapy to mechanically straighten the penis in Peyronie's disease - PubMed

vacuum therapy can improve or stabilize the curvature of PD, is safe to use in all stages of the disease, and might reduce the number of patients going on to surgery.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Eren]

I will buy pump in December and start shlong maxing
In others news I have an absess on my ass like a fucking humongous pustule and I may fuckkng die soon from blood infection if I don’t find a way to explode that shit soon I can’t walk sit or sleep properly maybe I should do a guide if I survive

 

[User28823]

I will buy pump in December and start shlong maxing
In others news I have an absess on my ass like a fucking humongous pustule and I may fuckkng die soon from blood infection if I don’t find a way to explode that shit soon I can’t walk sit or sleep properly maybe I should do a guide if I survive

i had an abscess on the back of my leg i had to get it opened up, irrigated and packed with gauze it was so painful and holy fuck they used like a 5 inch needle in my leg omfg i almost lost my leg if i didnt go

 

[BeanCelll]

Is this for peyronie's disease? I have that shit also but mine curves upward and leans over to the right.

nah have that shit too sadly that's a little different

 

[BeanCelll]

I will buy pump in December and start shlong maxing
In others news I have an absess on my ass like a fucking humongous pustule and I may fuckkng die soon from blood infection if I don’t find a way to explode that shit soon I can’t walk sit or sleep properly maybe I should do a guide if I survive

i had an abscess on the back of my leg i had to get it opened up, irrigated and packed with gauze it was so painful and holy fuck they used like a 5 inch needle in my leg omfg i almost lost my leg if i didnt go

Fuck these both sound brutal feeling sorry for you guys

 

[Eren]

i had an abscess on the back of my leg i had to get it opened up, irrigated and packed with gauze it was so painful and holy fuck they used like a 5 inch needle in my leg omfg i almost lost my leg if i didnt go

A yellow head is beginning to from so I think I can still get that shot out naturally, I should have gone to the doctor for antibiotic cream but I didn’t sleep at all last night so was too wasted that day to move

 

[User28823]

A yellow head is beginning to from so I think I can still get that shot out naturally, I should have gone to the doctor for antibiotic cream but I didn’t sleep at all last night so was too wasted that day to move

i popped mine and then it got worse u should go otherwise they will be carving out a hole in ur ass

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

i have to do it.

its eating me alive

i cant enjoy sexual activities.

if the surgery goes wrong the world will suffer

i will leave my mark

@FBl
Bro this is definitely the type of shit that would get this forum put on the news

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Your penis specifications?

 

[User28823]

@FBl
Bro this is definitely the type of shit that would get this forum put on the news

turning man against his brother......... till man exists, no more.

 

[slaters]

i will try it, i read someone fixed their curve doing it and technically remodeling / forcing the curve in the other direction is done in surgeries with implants because ur basically remodeling the tunica albuginea to stretch / open up on the shorter side

Curve is ideal anyways u have that syndrome where ur dicks bent and it hurts and shit right I’ll pray

 

[User28823]

Curve is ideal anyways u have that syndrome where ur dicks bent and it hurts and shit right I’ll pray

holy fuck ur going to make me crash out

this is not a normal YOOOOOOOOO BRO DOES UR DICK LIKE BEND A LITTLE TO THE LEFT TOO BRO ???

THIS IS DISABILITY

 

[slaters]

holy fuck ur going to make me crash out

this is not a normal YOOOOOOOOO BRO DOES UR DICK LIKE BEND A LITTLE TO THE LEFT TOO BRO ???

THIS IS DISABILITY

Slight curve is normal if ur not dicklet

 

[User28823]

Slight curve is normal if ur not dicklet

yeah bro slight curve bro

 

[slaters]

yeah bro slight curve bro

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Talking ab this bro this is normal not a fucking indent at the base
The pump can straighten this not ur zigzag peen

 

[User28823]

View attachment 4042194Talking ab this bro this is normal not a fucking indent at the base
The pump can straighten this not ur zigzag peen

gtfo out of my thread nigger this isnt reddit where u talk about ur bluepill problems

 

[slaters]

gtfo out of my thread nigger this isnt reddit where u talk about ur bluepill problems

Bro what im telling u the pump isn’t gonna help with ur problem and if u can’t even jerk off the pump is gonna feel like torture

 

[User28823]

Bro what im telling u the pump isn’t gonna help with ur problem and if u can’t even jerk off the pump is gonna feel like torture

I literally do not give a fuck if I die tomorrow,

I do what I want when I want without taking into consideration the consequences

You are delusional if you think I even took this reply seriously, you think I give a fuck about little shit like this? tonight I will ingest 100mg of cialis and sledge my cock in a vise until it is straight because that is how much I do not give a fuck about the details

 

[slaters]

I literally do not give a fuck if I die tomorrow,

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I do what I want when I want without taking into consideration the consequences

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You are delusional if you think I even took this reply seriously, you think I give a fuck about little shit like this? tonight I will ingest 100mg of cialis and sledge my cock in a vise until it is straight because that is how much I do not give a fuck about the details

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Ok good luck