I need to move to the USA

MoggerGaston

MoggerGaston

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Europe is a fucking shithole. I hate the netherlands. I don't like the people here.

How do I get a greencard, USA passport as a dutch person? Should I get a job at ASML here and then start working for the USA-section of ASML and get my greencard through that or something like that?

Or I need to find some USA girl to date and marry and do it that way?

USA mogs so hard
 
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I moved to usa muahahahahaha
 
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USA mogs hard if you earn above average, you have parents who have accumulated some wealth and give you a good start in life, and you live in a good state, living in a chill suburb or city..

Anything else is just a circus, and nothing compared to the average life of workers in Western Europe..
 
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i wanna move too but theres no way thats happening after your 21
 
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average life of workers in Western Europe..
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Europe is a fucking shithole. I hate the netherlands. I don't like the people here.

How do I get a greencard, USA passport as a dutch person? Should I get a job at ASML here and then start working for the USA-section of ASML and get my greencard through that or something like that?

Or I need to find some USA girl to date and marry and do it that way?

USA mogs so hard
Do both apply the green card lottery and work in a company that has us overseas offices.

ASML is the biggest semiconductor company in Europe and probably one of the biggest their so it makes sense.

Their are also USA companies with offices in Europe and I am sure you could also relocate to the USA later .

Which jobs would you be looking at
 
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Participate in the green card lottery. Good luck.
sounds like something a 3rd worlder would do

has to be an easier way to get it as a dutch STEMcel. I could very easily get a job at ASML as an engineer.
Wouldn't the USA give me a green-card easily then, wanting me in their country as a wagie ASML engineer?
 
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sounds like something a 3rd worlder would do

has to be an easier way to get it as a dutch STEMcel. I could very easily get a job at ASML as an engineer.
Wouldn't the USA give me a green-card easily then, wanting me in their country as a wagie ASML engineer?
Work visas are already taken by sirs. I guess you could marry a sheboon.
 
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Buy a ticket to Mexico and cross the border.
 
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apply for asylum
 
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Do both apply the green card lottery and work in a company that has us overseas offices.

ASML is the biggest semiconductor company in Europe and probably one of the biggest their so it makes sense.

Their are also USA companies with offices in Europe and I am sure you could also relocate to the USA later .

Which jobs would you be looking at
i (almost) have a degree in physics so I have a lot of options tbh
 
Faggot hahaaaaaaaaaaa i moved to houston and haahhhhhhhhhh
 
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Why do you wanna move there ? What you gonna do there ? Eat American burgers and get fat?
 
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Why Bro. Doesn't Optiver Pay good.
 
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Same

Need to find an American wife
 
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Move to based Poland
 
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South East USA looks pretty good to me. Especially in the calmer areas. I might just go on holiday there to see how it is.

That being said a Russian man I knew said he felt like USA is like a prison. He was rich as well so he went to all over the USA in good places. Not just shitholes.
 
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Why Bro. Doesn't Optiver Pay good.
yes optiver and flow traders pay good but this country is shit man. the laws, the people, everything.
 
As a green card holder, I can give you guidance

Are you in college?
 
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american dream
If making money is your main goal then you could do a trucker job like my friend is doing but you'll go insane after a few months doing it.

For context he works 18-20 hours a day and makes 10k a month as a trucker. He skips regulations of the max 14 hours a day for truckers. They have electronic logs but the company allows him to manipulate them to work longer. He's not required to work that long but chooses to

He's had heart problems and he's 26 cause of excess caffeine and lack of sleep.

White collar job market is pretty fucked atm like their also. It'll be quite tough to get a job in the white collar field . But blue collar has lot of jobs still.

You could work the oil and gas fields even.

They make like 70-80K and work usually two weeks on and two weeks off ( average is 80 hours on the weeks u work , no weekends off ).

Some are 3 weeks on and 1 week of and they make six figures

Keep in mind these oil and gas jobs lot of gate keeping . Have to know someone but if u attend enough oil and gas conventions like job fairs u might win.

This is assuming u get sponsorship of course .
 
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If making money is your main goal then you could do a trucker job like my friend is doing but you'll go insane after a few months doing it.

For context he works 18-20 hours a day and makes 10k a month as a trucker. He skips regulations of the max 14 hours a day for truckers. They have electronic logs but the company allows him to manipulate them to work longer. He's not required to work that long but chooses to

He's had heart problems and he's 26 cause of excess caffeine and lack of sleep.

White collar job market is pretty fucked atm like their also. It'll be quite tough to get a job in the white collar field . But blue collar has lot of jobs still.

You could work the oil and gas fields even.

They make like 70-80K and work usually two weeks on and two weeks off ( average is 80 hours on the weeks u work , no weekends off ).

Some are 3 weeks on and 1 week of and they make six figures

Keep in mind these oil and gas jobs lot of gate keeping . Have to know someone but if u attend enough oil and gas conventions like job fairs u might win.

This is assuming u get sponsorship of course .
I am a STEMcel with a degree in physics. I've talked to people in my field from the USA and they tell me they get 100k/year or higher jobs straight out of university as graduates with 0 job-experience. That's at least double what you can make here in Europe.
 
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I got contacts, I can cross you trough the Mexican border by airplane or using the tunnels :Comfy:
 
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Or you can also marry me, believe or not I’m a USA citizen :Comfy:
 
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Nigga we are not going to actually be a gay couple, just pretend we are so the inmigration officers let you in :Comfy:
oke oke chill chill

this is interesting

my dream-life is owning/renting a villa with a couple of incels together. Like 4-8 incels renting a big villa together.
Everyone their own bedroom but massive shared space like swimming- pool, sauna, etc. We have a couple cars we share together, etc.

Just 4-8 incels living their best life in a villa together, each contributing towards the rent etc. which shouldnt be too much when its shared among 4-8 people. And then just chilling together. Or people doing their own thing, hosting parties, and so on.

No females allowed to live in permanently, only occasionally.

The dream man. I just want some other incels to live together with in a nice comfy villa together and chill.
 
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Move here, USA mogs EU brutally.
 
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Move here, USA mogs EU brutally.

look at that Miami Ultra life man.

I had flight-tickets booked for miami in 2022 but covid-restrictions didnt allow me to enter (unvacinated). fucking brutal.

i need to visit USA a holiday ASAP. The one thing that's been on my bucket-list is doing the pacific crest trail
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I will do this massive hike of over 4000km one day. It's my dream.
 
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I’m dead serious, let’s get married. That way you can get the US green card that you want and I can get the EU green card that I want. We’re not gonna have sex or anything jfl, just the paperwork at a courthouse. Mexicans do this all the time.

This offer is 100% serious and also open to all other EU/Schengen PSLers.
 
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I’m dead serious, let’s get married. That way you can get the US green card that you want and I can get the EU green card that I want. We’re not gonna have sex or anything jfl, just the paperwork at a courthouse. Mexicans do this all the time.

This offer is 100% serious and also open to all other EU/Schengen PSLers.
why would you want to move from mogger USA to shit europe?
 
what? i thought you already lived there this whole time
 
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why would you want to move from mogger USA to shit europe?

We money mog you but you lifestyle mog us to oblivion and that’s what really matters. Fat people, long working hours, no going out culture, I just need a break from this country’s lifestyle.
 
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Are you white?
 
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We money mog you but you lifestyle mog us to oblivion and that’s what really matters. Fat people, long working hours, no going out culture, I just need a break from this country’s lifestyle.
you'll only find that chill culture in southern europe which is also poorer.
 
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Sorry to hear that, unfortunately you are considered white here so it will be much harder to get citizenship. Try and find a U.S. girl and get a green card. Worse comes to worse I’m sure there are many .org users who would be glad to marry you
I’m dead serious, let’s get married. That way you can get the US green card that you want and I can get the EU green card that I want. We’re not gonna have sex or anything jfl, just the paperwork at a courthouse. Mexicans do this all the time.

This offer is 100% serious and also open to all other EU/Schengen PSLers.
Seems like I was too late
 
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I finished my last two semesters in USA, I had a very good GPA which is preferred but not mandatory and I just applied to a bunch of colleges in NY

once you receive an admission letter from the US college, you go to your school councilor and express your wishes of wanting to study your final year in the US

My college in Italy was enthusiastic about sending me there because they could take credits of one of their students studying in burgerland

you need 20-40k to get this done, depending on the college you wanna go and if you dont want it to be a shitty one

Visa process is super easy for students with high GPA that express their wishes in front of the visa interviewer in a right way, you need to display your good knowledge of english and mention that you dont know anyone in the US and that you dont want to stay there towards the end of the process

After that, just enjoy US, college there is fuckton easier than here in Europe, its mostly just frat parties and STDs

When your year comes to an end, you will get both, diploma from the US, and your own country university

While there, you have to be constantly applying to jobs, chances are you are gonna get you one

when you do get a job, you can apply for a green card or extended stay to work

my buddy got denied but he just stayed illegally, now he drives trucks wagecucking
 
you'll only find that chill culture in southern europe which is also poorer.

I was in Southern Europe last month boyo. I was brutally lifestyle and emotional state mogged by manlets who make probably half as much as I do, who get better women than even exist in the US. Really put things into perspective for me, like that money doesn’t help past or maybe in between certain income levels, when it comes right down to it the extra money that I make here is of very little use to my quality of life. So my offer is on the table for you, and not going anywhere.
 
I am a STEMcel with a degree in physics. I've talked to people in my field from the USA and they tell me they get 100k/year or higher jobs straight out of university as graduates with 0 job-experience. That's at least double what you can make here in Europe.
I would encourage you to get a degree but I can assure you it's bullshit .

For every person who gets a 100k job straight out of uni their is 5 others who get fucked and most end up with some job that never needed a degree in the first place

If you don't believe me the see this


An entire subreddit that talks about how much difficulty people had in the white collar job markets. And the worst part is tons of people WITH experience still having enourmous difficulty after hundreds of applications

The only way you can realistically get a job now without experience is If your friends recommend your application to the hiring manager .

It's all about connections.

Rememeber the sucess bias. People who do well are always telling others about their sucess but those who fail will not say anything messing up your view .

I'm not discouraging you to come to america by any means . But I'm letting you know this fairytale that everyone gets 100k straight after a stemcel degree is bs .

This was more a case a decade ago and any time prior ( when you adjust for inflation ) where those degrees were looked up to . But wages have continued to fall due to outsourcing and corporate greed.
 
sounds like something a 3rd worlder would do

has to be an easier way to get it as a dutch STEMcel. I could very easily get a job at ASML as an engineer.
Wouldn't the USA give me a green-card easily then, wanting me in their country as a wagie ASML engineer?
I think you are asking in the wrong place.
 

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