I need to murder all my friends (GTFIH)

[Canthus]

So basically I’ve never mentioned any of this stuff irl to anyone and have always kept it to myself. This summer one of my friends from my old school texted me “does zeta mog” and then said he “was into blackpilling and the cookieverse”. Then fast forward like 2 weeks ago my other friend started texting me shit (see below). Then today I was with the second friend and he said he started doing sprints “to increase his growth hormone” and has grown an inch in a week by doing so. This shit is genuinely so fucking corny man idk wtf to do about it but it needs to stop.

 

[Node]

 

[Mogs Me]

“We call you normies”

 

[geloo]

This is the worst situation I’ve seen.

My condolences

 

[SeiGun]

he is on surface level, when he start injecting cjc you know he is cooked

 

[KKamikaze]

"you are not blackpilled"

 

[Canthus]

he is on surface level, when he start injecting cjc you know he is cooked

Why would he do that when he’s already growing an inch weekly from sprints?

 

[SeiGun]

Why would he do that when he’s already growing an inch weekly from sprints?

6'7 chad or death

 

[Canthus]

This is the worst situation I’ve seen.

My condolences

To add to it he was like “that coco guy mogs so hard” and I was like dude who tf is that turns out it was chico. “He has so much more appeal than jordan” like i’m going to kill you faggot

 

[Klasik616]

So basically I’ve never mentioned any of this stuff irl to anyone and have always kept it to myself. This summer one of my friends from my old school texted me “does zeta mog” and then said he “was into blackpilling and the cookieverse”. Then fast forward like 2 weeks ago my other friend started texting me shit (see below). Then today I was with the second friend and he said he started doing sprints “to increase his growth hormone” and has grown an inch in a week by doing so. This shit is genuinely so fucking corny man idk wtf to do about it but it needs to stop.

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Over for Gen Z and Alpha, it's the end.

 

[caleb555]

I'm guessing this is fake, nice engagement bait though

 

[caleb555]

 

[Canthus]

I'm guessing this is fake, nice engagement bait though

How is it fake? Look at the chats retard

 

[caleb555]

How is it fake? Look at the chats retard

Like you faked the chats with your friend

 

[Saint Casanova]

How is it fake? Look at the chats retard

Forget about your friends and worry about your fingers. You have sausage fingers.

It’s time to go on a cut