I never get wet dreams

[Gengar]

I have only had two or three wet dreams in my life. That's it. What gives?

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I have wet dreams where I collect foids

 

[Gengar]

I have wet dreams where I collect foids

What's wrong with me, Dr. Bludy? I seem to be the right address when asking a doctor on here.

 

[Deleted member 24789]

you have to stop lebronjames urself during 3 weeks at least

 

[Deleted member 21863]

I have wet dreams where I collect foids

Over

 

[Dr. Bludy]

What's wrong with me, Dr. Bludy? I seem to be the right address when asking a doctor on here.

Yes come to my basement so I can give you the right DIAGNOSIS
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[Gengar]

you have to stop lebronjames urself during 3 weeks at least

I have abstained from fapping for nearly two months. Still didn't get any wet dreams.

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

I have only had two or three wet dreams in my life. That's it. What gives?

coom + horny - sexpectation = no wet dream

sexpectation + horny - coom = wet dream

horny - coom - sexpectation = wet dream

 

[Gengar]

Yes come to my basement so I can give you the right DIAGNOSIS
...

 

[Gengar]

coom + horny - sexpectation = no wet dream

sexpectation + horny - coom = wet dream

horny - coom - sexpectation = wet dream

I have abstained from fapping for nearly two months. Still didn't get any wet dreams.

In addition to this I also edged to porn for over a week and I still didn't get any wet dreams.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

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[vanillaicecream]

Me neither, I think about sex all the time and yet I never dream I'm doing it. What the fuck is up with that.??

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

In addition to this I also edged to porn for over a week and I still didn't get any wet dreams.

From my equation, you can deduce that you have to want to fuck a person irl to have wet dreams.

Or you have to stop coom so long after so long of fap habit to get horny enough during aleep to ejaculate.

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

Me neither, I think about sex all the time and yet I never dream I'm doing it. What the fuck is up with that.??

It has to be irl person

 

[khvirgin]

I have only had two or three wet dreams in my life. That's it. What gives?

Why do you want wet dreams?
I hate them

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

Why do you want wet dreams?
I hate them

I end up fucking them so its some manifestation bullshit tbh ngl

 

[Gengar]

Me neither, I think about sex all the time and yet I never dream I'm doing it. What the fuck is up with that.??

Welcome to the club. I have no idea what’s wrong with us.

 

[Gengar]

From my equation, you can deduce that you have to want to fuck a person irl to have wet dreams.

Or you have to stop coom so long after so long of fap habit to get horny enough during aleep to ejaculate.

Well when I say I edged for days I mean I would jerk off and not ejaculate so I was constantly blue balling myself. I did this long enough yet nothing happened.

 

[Gengar]

Why do you want wet dreams?
I hate them

It’s not that I want them, it’s that I’m wondering why I don’t get any, even if I don’t masturbate for months and edge for days.

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

I have only had two or three wet dreams in my life. That's it. What gives?

Have you read “Release Your Brakes” by James Newman.

Its about autosuggestion/affirmations.

Tbh I only get wet dreams when I wanna fuck a hot girl so bad.

Once I've done that, my mind is now prime to handle interactions with her in a way that its already done which takes the stress off of seduction and its easy flow.

Well when I say I edged for days I mean I would jerk off and not ejaculate so I was constantly blue balling myself. I did this long enough yet nothing happened.

Masturbation and sex are completely different.

Sex is a full-body experience with different sensations (from the 5 senses plus spiritual connect) whereas masturbation is an organ pleasure.

For the wet dream, going to need to want a person irl who you can't wait to fuck and you're in the courting stage.

Imo you shouldn't edge at all. It's extremely bad for your dopamine receptors and deltaFosB pathways.

These days if I wanna jerk one out, I quickly get it done dry without saliva/lotion in 5-10 mins and get on with the rest of the day.

 

[khvirgin]

It’s not that I want them, it’s that I’m wondering why I don’t get any, even if I don’t masturbate for months and edge for days.

I dont think theres a link, i cum as much as i want and i still get wet dreams every 3 days or so

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

Well when I say I edged for days I mean I would jerk off and not ejaculate so I was constantly blue balling myself. I did this long enough yet nothing happened.

And if you've been fapping for long, you know how it gets. You need more stimulus and grip etc.

So that doesn't translate to sensation in wet dreams enough to ejaculate possibly. Ao you might need to stop for longer with mo edging at all.

When I did no fap, I had a wet dream in 23 days. Yes im a horny fuck.

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

I dont think theres a link, i cum as much as i want and i still get wet dreams every 3 days or so

Insane libido and sex drive ngl

 

[vanillaicecream]

Welcome to the club. I have no idea what’s wrong with us.

Incel can't even get laid in dreams jfl we are really not supposed to experience it in any way shape or form

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Mogs me, I had zero

 

[Gengar]

Have you read “Release Your Brakes” by James Newman.

Its about autosuggestion/affirmations.

Tbh I only get wet dreams when I wanna fuck a hot girl so bad.

Once I've done that, my mind is now prime to handle interactions with her in a way that its already done which takes the stress off of seduction and its easy flow.



Masturbation and sex are completely different.

Sex is a full-body experience with different sensations (from the 5 senses plus spiritual connect) whereas masturbation is an organ pleasure.

For the wet dream, going to need to want a person irl who you can't wait to fuck and you're in the courting stage.

Imo you shouldn't edge at all. It's extremely bad for your dopamine receptors and deltaFosB pathways.

These days if I wanna jerk one out, I quickly get it done dry without saliva/lotion in 5-10 mins and get on with the rest of the day.

No I haven’t read his book because I don’t read books. I’m a tv kind of guy. The last wet dream I had involved a woman I never met. I was watching a movie the night before and the actress got in my dreams. I never thought anything sexual about her. Strange.

 

[Gengar]

I dont think theres a link, i cum as much as i want and i still get wet dreams every 3 days or so

Dang. Wet bedsheets. Maybe you’re in a state of constant puberty.

 

[Gengar]

Incel can't even get laid in dreams jfl we are really not supposed to experience it in any way shape or form

Never began for me bhai.

 

[vaseqmoherad]

I have it about every two weeks, my first wet dream was about me raping a female relative at her home.

 

[OGJBSLAYER]

I never had a single wet dream in my life

Impossible for Giga coomers

You need to be on nofap for a few weeks for this to happen

 

[Gengar]

I have it about every two weeks, my first wet dream was about me raping a female relative at her home.

Well that sounds perfectly healthy to me.

 

[Gengar]

Mogs me, I had zero

I never had a single wet dream in my life

Impossible for Giga coomers

You need to be on nofap for a few weeks for this to happen

This isn’t possible. Everyone has had at least one wet dream.

It’s what differentiates you from a boy who hasn’t gone through puberty yet. From my understanding anyway.

 

[vaseqmoherad]

Well that sounds perfectly healthy to me.

The funny thing was she was ok with me raping her, didn't defend herself/scream/ask for help at all.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

This isn’t possible. Everyone has had at least one wet dream.

It’s what differentiates you from a boy who hasn’t gone through puberty yet. From my understanding anyway.

I knew how to masturbate from friends

 

[Gengar]

The funny thing was she was ok with me raping her, didn't defend herself/scream/ask for help at all.

Then it was consensual.

 

[Gengar]

I knew how to masturbate from friends

Yes but the first time you cum happens in your sleep, aka your wet dream. That’s what I always believed.

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

No I haven’t read his book because I don’t read books. I’m a tv kind of guy. The last wet dream I had involved a woman I never met. I was watching a movie the night before and the actress got in my dreams. I never thought anything sexual about her. Strange.

Crazy shit.

Ngl start having hope about sex, dating, and life bro.

And stop saying things like “it's over” and “never began”.

The book is a bit related to that. Language is extremely important and we “manifest” our reality, not in the Rhonda Brynes “Secret” way but in a self-fulfilling prophecy way

The Audiobooks on youtube.

You can play it while you sleep if you can't be bothered. Your brain will pick up bits of it.

Understand that you might not want to hear this kind of advice but hope it helps you ascend! ‍

That book helped me win a huge competition irl

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

Yes but the first time you cum happens in your sleep, aka your wet dream. That’s what I always believed.

Sadly he could've began fapping younger so the wet dream in puberty phase never had to happen.

 

[Gengar]

Sadly he could've began fapping younger so the wet dream in puberty phase never had to happen.

I fapped too when I was younger but it wasn’t cum that came out, rather piss.

 

[vaseqmoherad]

The funny thing was she was ok with me raping her, didn't defend herself/scream/ask for help at all.

inb4 IT screens this to make us look evil.

 

[Gengar]

Crazy shit.

Ngl start having hope about sex, dating, and life bro.

And stop saying things like “it's over” and “never began”.

The book is a bit related to that. Language is extremely important and we “manifest” our reality, not in the Rhonda Brynes “Secret” way but in a self-fulfilling prophecy way

The Audiobooks on youtube.

You can play it while you sleep if you can't be bothered. Your brain will pick up bits of it.

Understand that you might not want to hear this kind of advice but hope it helps you ascend! ‍

That book helped me win a huge competition irl

I dunno man, I’m not really a book kind of guy, even if it’s in audio. Don’t get me wrong, I used to like reading books but I never got into self-help type of stuff. Maybe that’s why. Glad to hear it helped you out though!

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

I fapped too when I was younger but it wasn’t cum that came out, rather piss.

Same I didn't understand how to cum the first few times I tried. Learning curve with magazines that too

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

I dunno man, I’m not really a book kind of guy, even if it’s in audio. Don’t get me wrong, I used to like reading books but I never got into self-help type of stuff. Maybe that’s why. Glad to hear it helped you out though!

Yeah bro I don't really read books anymore either. It's a very slow and unconcise medium.

But I highly recommend this one - a kind of operating manual for the mind, like how you would read your BMW M5 manual before getting into the nitty gritty.

Alright, bro gonna take a nap. Gotta get to the gym in a few hrs.

 

[Gengar]

Yeah bro I don't really read books anymore either. It's a very slow and unconcise medium.

But I highly recommend this one - a kind of operating manual for the mind, like how you would read your BMW M5 manual before getting into the nitty gritty.

Alright, bro gonna take a nap. Gotta get to the gym in a few hrs.

Speaking of napping, I can never do that. I can only sleep once per day and that’s it. If I nap I won’t sleep the night. Alright man, good luck, go kill it at the gym. Hopefully you get a new PR this time.