I noticed that my asymmetric haircut makes me look stupid af

[Time Travel]

Usually I take pictures on Snapchat but this time I tried to use my regular cam. I unlike Snapchat, the regular cam flips the pictures so that you can see how other people see you.
This is how I noticed my haircut is filed up. Guess I got used to it with the flipped image.

Any advice on making me look less retarded with a more symmetrical haircut?

I was thinking about letting it grow and getting curtains

 

[Deleted member 1560]

I think the only problem with the photo is that you are taking a shit

 

[Time Travel]

I think the only problem with the photo is that you are taking a shit

Isn't it weird how my hair doesn't start on the same height on left and right?

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Isn't it weird how my hair doesn't start on the same height on left and right?

1)It's because the hair on one side has good volume and hold and the other side doesnt
2)you have different hair quality like mine where one side can stand well and the other doesn't
3) maybe your hair is long and can't hold well

 

[Time Travel]

1)It's because the hair on one side has good volume and hold and the other side doesnt
2)you have different hair quality like mine where one side can stand well and the other doesn't
3) maybe your hair is long and can't hold well

No this is actually my hairstyle. My hair is cut so that it falls to the left. The problem is the side part on the right side of my head that gives it less volume.

 

[Deleted member 1560]

No this is actually my hairstyle. My hair is cut so that it falls to the left. The problem is the side part on the right side of my head that gives it less volume.

Btw does it annoy you that your hair is assymetryical?

 

[Time Travel]

Btw does it annoy you that your hair is assymetryical?

Idk, I don't notice it as much when I look in the mirror. But on a picture of myself its brutal if it is not also mirrored.
It annoys me because it makes my face look even less symetrical.

 

[Patient A]

No this is actually my hairstyle. My hair is cut so that it falls to the left. The problem is the side part on the right side of my head that gives it less volume.

Nah bro that’s your skull, it’s lopsided af lol

No this is actually my hairstyle. My hair is cut so that it falls to the left. The problem is the side part on the right side of my head that gives it less volume.

Look how uneven your jaw is on each side, your whole head is what is fuckin mashed.

Get a skinhead and you will see for yourself, but you shouldn’t have to lol it’s so obvious.

 

[Sal123]

Dude why would u take a pic like this

 

[Time Travel]

Nah bro that’s your skull, it’s lopsided af lol

yea that too, the left side of my jaw is more developed than the right due to chewing on the left side all my life.
I'm trying to slowly correct that but this post is about haircut.

Dude why would u take a pic like this

cuz I was on taking a shit when i made this post

 

[Patient A]

yea that too, the left side of my jaw is more developed than the right due to chewing on the left side all my life.
I'm trying to slowly correct that but this post is about haircut.

cuz I was on taking a shit when i made this post

Dude, your entire head is badly asymmetrical.
Your mouth is slanted too,
And your eyes are different
Your under eye areas are totally different too.

Wouldn’t surprise me if one leg was an inch longer than the other lol

 

[Time Travel]

Dude, your entire head is badly asymmetrical.
Your mouth is slanted too,
And your eyes are different
Your under eye areas are totally different too.

Wouldn’t surprise me if one leg was an inch longer than the other lol

I know but notice how it's not as noticeable with a symmetrical haircut ?

 

[عبد الرحمن]

Disgusting thread.

 

[Sal123]

yea that too, the left side of my jaw is more developed than the right due to chewing on the left side all my life.
I'm trying to slowly correct that but this post is about haircut.

cuz I was on taking a shit when i made this post

Legit so many creeps here

 

[Time Travel]

Legit so many creeps here

you never go to the bathroom ?

 

[loromate]

Nah bro that’s your skull, it’s lopsided af lol

Look how uneven your jaw is on each side, your whole head is what is fuckin mashed.

Cope, assymetry is normal.

 

[Deleted member 2846]

it honestly looks fine to me

 

[Time Travel]

it honestly looks fine to me

but I think a symmetrical haircut always looks better which is why I either want to change my part into a fade or go for curtains, but curtains look stupid on some people

 

[Deleted member 2846]

but I think a symmetrical haircut always looks better which is why I either want to change my part into a fade or go for curtains, but curtains look stupid on some people

i can see why it looks weird in your opinion but to me (a rando) it looks normal.

 

[Time Travel]

i can see why it looks weird in your opinion but to me (a rando) it looks normal.

yea usually it looks more weird to yourself since you see your reflection more than your pics.
Still I think a different hairstyle could improve the asymmetry

 

[LordNorwood]

why tf did you take this photo while taking a naked shit jfl
your haircut looks fine

Dude, your entire head is badly asymmetrical.
Your mouth is slanted too,
And your eyes are different
Your under eye areas are totally different too.

Wouldn’t surprise me if one leg was an inch longer than the other lol

its really not that bad imo, you're really overselling it

 

[Time Travel]

why tf did you take this photo while taking a naked shit jfl
your haircut looks fine

its really not that bad imo, you're really overselling it

I always take off my shirt before taking a shit, It's an ethnic thing.

 

[LordNorwood]

I always take off my shirt before taking a shit, It's an ethnic thing.

Really? I didn't get the memo jfl

 

[Fosty]

Usually I take pictures on Snapchat but this time I tried to use my regular cam. I unlike Snapchat, the regular cam flips the pictures so that you can see how other people see you.
This is how I noticed my haircut is filed up. Guess I got used to it with the flipped image.

Any advice on making me look less retarded with a more symmetrical haircut?
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I was thinking about letting it grow and getting curtains

Id say its your nose and bug eyes

 

[Time Travel]

Really? I didn't get the memo jfl

I've heard about other ethnics doing it.
It has always been natural for me to take off my shirt, idk why.

Id say its your nose and bug eyes

my nose isn't asymmetric tho, but yea my eyes are.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

I diagnose you with a full and normal head of hair, sir.

 

[Time Travel]

I diagnose you with a full and normal head of hair, sir.

I think it may be the difference in volume created my my haircut that makes my face look even more asymmetrical.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Have you tried mirroring the image? You might look better from the perspective of another person:

 

[Time Travel]

Have you tried mirroring the image? You might look better from the perspective of another person:

the picture was already mirrored, it is what other people see. The pic you just posted looks more normal to me since it's what i see when i look into the mirror

 

[Fosty]

my nose isn't asymmetric tho, but yea my eyes are.

Symmetry is a meme, your nose is too wide and big, and your eyes are buggy. Fix that and you ascend 1.5 psl

 

[SayNoToRotting]

the picture was already mirrored, it is what other people see. The pic you just posted looks more normal to me since it's what i see when i look into the mirror

Side by side:

 

[Time Travel]

Symmetry is a meme, your nose is too wide and big, and your eyes are buggy. Fix that and you ascend 1.5 psl

God... when will the greycels learn...
I am aware of that and I've made countless threads about it, this is not a thread about those issues.
I hate when greycels shit up specific threads with unrelated stuff.

Side by side:

left makeslooks a bit better to me imo, but the half smile makes the asymmetry even worse.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

left makeslooks a bit better to me imo, but the half smile makes the asymmetry even worse.

Sorry, came too late for the edit of my post, I meant to show these images in one single picture; to better compare them side by side:

 

[Time Travel]

Sorry, came too late for the edit of my post, I meant to show these images in one single picture; to better compare them side by side:

yea left looks more normal to me, but my facial symmetry is completely fucked hole shit. One eye looks lower than the other and the left side of my jaw is twice the size of the right one.

Anyway my point was that it looks less asymmetrical with a symmetrical haircut and I was asking for suggestions on what haircut you get. As you can see if I black out my hair you don't notice the asymmetries as much.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

yea left looks more normal to me, but my facial symmetry is completely fucked hole shit. One eye looks lower than the other and the left side of my jaw is twice the size of the right one.

Lmao, it worked!

Don't worry, I mildly en(de)hanced your facial features via paint to make them look more asymetrical than they actually are, here a comparison between real and edited:

Spoiler

Differences are eye tilt, spacing, height, mouth angle, and jaw angle

Spiked up your cortisol there for good, didn't I?

 

[Time Travel]

Lmao, it worked!

Don't worry, I mildly en(de)hanced your facial features via paint to make them look more asymetrical than they actually are, here a comparison between real and edited:

Spoiler

Differences are eye tilt, spacing, height, mouth angle, and jaw angle

Spiked up your cortisol there for good, didn't I?

woah, what is this psy op

 

[SayNoToRotting]

SayNoToRotting- master of trolling and constructor of emotional rollercoasters. Truly a mastermind to behold.

 

[Time Travel]

SayNoToRotting- master of trolling and constructor of emotional rollercoasters. Truly a mastermind to behold.

fuark

 

[Deusmaximus]

The problem is your narrow and fragile skull.
You dont have good fwhr. You would benefit from expansion and rotation movement.

 

[Time Travel]

The problem is your narrow and fragile skull.
You dont have good fwhr. You would benefit from expansion and rotation m

yea but that's never gonna happen, so it would be cool if we could stay on topic.
Plus this is a bad picture to derive your conclusion from...

 

[Deusmaximus]

yea but that's never gonna happen, so it would be cool if we could stay on topic.
Plus this is a bad picture to derive your conclusion from...

With a face like my morph, you would sit on a girls face, and not on a toilet.

 

[Time Travel]

With a face like my morph, you would sit on a girls face, and not on a toilet.

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I know but as I said, that's never gonna happen.
And my skull isn't that narrow if i look at other pics taken from further away, I still have horseface tho.
I feel like my head is too big already.

 

[Patient A]

I know but as I said, that's never gonna happen.
And my skull isn't that narrow if i look at other pics taken from further away, I still have horseface tho.
I feel like my head is too big already.

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Nice pic srs bro

Did your boyfriend take it?

 

[Time Travel]

Nice pic srs bro

Did your boyfriend take it?

Not unless your mom suddenly transitioned.

 

[Patient A]

Not unless your mom suddenly transitioned.

Not unless your mom suddenly transitioned.

he did actually, and he told me that your cock is only 2 inches when hard but he doesn’t mind cos nobody sucks cock and eats ass better than you

 

[Time Travel]

he did actually, and he told me that your cock is only 2 inches when hard but he doesn’t mind cos nobody sucks cock better than you

weak

 

[Patient A]

weak

Just go to your barber, be honest and tell him your head is not symmetrical at all, and you want him to make it look symmetrical with your haircut...

might need a bit more hair, not sure.

It’s worth it I mentioned it to my barber and he just did a fade on one side higher than the other and it just looked right. Nobody else ever cut my hair again after that. He got it bang on every time... Make sure you tip if he gets it right

Or you could just take more gay pictures sat on the shitter, it’s up to you.

 

[Time Travel]

entioned it to my barber and he just did a fade on one side higher than the other and it just looked right. Nobody else ever cut my hair again after that. He got it bang on every time... Make sure you tip if he gets it right

Well I was planning on getting either a fade on the right side too or a curtain cut once my hair is a bit longer.