I nutted and my dad heard it.

[PsychoH]

In the bathroom, he was apparently in his room but I thought he left. My mom asked me to “wake him up if he’s sleeping”.
I’ll call him to reduce the awkwardness.
I’m never going to nut ever again.
I’m ashamed to the core. @lestoa @TechnoBoss @Gengar and it had to be on my fucking birthday out of any 365 days.

 

[Seba]

Happy birthday

 

[PsychoH]

Not even earphones and I was using Vaseline. I’m ashamed to the core of my behavior and will never do this again.
It has lost its attraction completely.

 

[PsychoH]

Happy birthday

Thanks a lot man.

 

[lestoa]

my mom caught me when i was 13
i didnt talked with her the next two weeks

 

[PsychoH]

my mom caught me when i was 13
i didnt talked with her the next two weeks

Im gonna do that too. With both of them tbh.
Even better now that it’s vacation.

 

[lestoa]

Im gonna do that too. With both of them tbh.
Even better now that it’s vacation.

god i have vacation next week too
iam so hyped, i just want to rot all day in my bed iam so tired

 

[PsychoH]

@Orc my wisest friend what do I do?

 

[wsada]

This one has to be larp bro

 

[PsychoH]

god i have vacation next week too
iam so hyped, i just want to rot all day in my bed iam so tired

Trust me you don’t. I did that today, played games all day on my pc and did shit. It feels awful. After this stupid fucking dinner my parents want to bring me to I’m leaving to workout and smoke.

 

[PsychoH]

This one has to be larp bro

It isn’t but I wish it was.

 

[PsychoH]

Im going up to do what my mom asked since she doesn’t want me to call him.

 

[wsada]

It isn’t but I wish it was.

Ur the same guy that leaked his cock in Snapchat right

 

[PsychoH]

Told him and just left.

 

[PsychoH]

Ur the same guy that leaked his cock in Snapchat right

No.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Im going up to do what my mom asked since she doesn’t want me to call him.

Why doesn’t she want you to call him?

How explosive are your nuts to where your dad can hear you finishing? Just be a little quiet next time. Your dad jerks off too so he probably just finds it funny even if he did actually hear it. And how do you know he even heard it in the first place?

Happy birthday too.

 

[PsychoH]

Why doesn’t she want you to call him?

To leave for a stupid dinner for my birthday.

How explosive are your nuts to where your dad can hear you finishing?

No I mean the friction and porn itself.

Just be a little quiet next time. Your dad jerks off too so he probably just finds it funny even if he did actually hear it. And how do you know he even heard it in the first place?

I don’t imagine him gooning at all.
I just know man he wasn’t sleeping.

Happy birthday too.

Thanks homie.

 

[rata999]

In the bathroom, he was apparently in his room but I thought he left. My mom asked me to “wake him up if he’s sleeping”.
I’ll call him to reduce the awkwardness.
I’m never going to nut ever again.
I’m ashamed to the core. @lestoa @TechnoBoss @Gengar and it had to be on my fucking birthday out of any 365 days.

Brutal nasty boyo no headphones and yout not even a dry beater chad if you were he would not be ashamed of you

 

[Avertion]

In the bathroom, he was apparently in his room but I thought he left. My mom asked me to “wake him up if he’s sleeping”.
I’ll call him to reduce the awkwardness.
I’m never going to nut ever again.
I’m ashamed to the core. @lestoa @TechnoBoss @Gengar and it had to be on my fucking birthday out of any 365 days.

How the hell did he hear you nut must’ve been some load.

Also happy birthday

 

[PsychoH]

Brutal nasty boyo no headphones and yout not even a dry beater chad if you were he would not be ashamed of you

I do use headphones and dry. But sometimes I just don’t. Fuck that, good way to learn it off.

 

[PsychoH]

How the hell did he hear you nut must’ve been some load.

The gooning in general.

Also happy birthday

Thanks mane.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Ur the same guy that leaked his cock in Snapchat right

To leave for a stupid dinner for my birthday.

No I mean the friction and porn itself.

I don’t imagine him gooning at all.
I just know man he wasn’t sleeping.

Thanks homie.

So many people suffering from masturbation related incidents recently.

 

[SoundnVision]

What did he hear fella?
Did you let out a big moan?

 

[PsychoH]

My father just told my mother to look at what he sent to her phone, meaning that he heard it and felt the need to tell her. Over.

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Didn't you just post yourself jerking off on your public Snapchat?

 

[PsychoH]

So many people suffering from masturbation related incidents recently.

True, it’s bad.

What did he hear fella?
Did you let out a big moan?

Read the thread you jackass.

 

[PsychoH]

Didn't you just post yourself jerking off on your public Snapchat?

Who the fuck do you and @wsada think I am?
PsychoDsk or psychomandible

 

[PsychoH]

@Nirvana Im so fucking pissed rn.

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Who the fuck do you and @wsada think I am?
PsychoDsk or psychomandible

Too many psychos, it was probably @PsychoDsk

 

[PsychoH]

Too many psychos, it was probably @PsychoDsk

Im almost sure it was him then.

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Im almost sure it was him then.

You're not too far off boyo

Get ready to have the talk with your parents

 

[Troglodyte452]

I still remember when my mom asked me if I masturbate, like WHAT DO YOU THINK

 

[PsychoH]

You're not too far off boyo

Get ready to have the talk with your parents

What? I just said it wasn’t me.

I still remember when my mom asked me if I masturbate, like WHAT DO YOU THINK

Jfl.

 

[pookieslove]

Well , happy birthday and also I got caught once by my cousin . He almost saw me masturbating

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

What? I just said it wasn’t me.

Your situation isn't too far off from his*

 

[PsychoH]

Well , happy birthday and also I got caught once by my cousin . He almost saw me masturbating

Thanks homes.

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Your situation isn't too far off from his*

It is and it’s not even close.
I’m gonna act like I didn’t do anything and that’s it.

 

[asdvek]

I still remember when my mom asked me if I masturbate, like WHAT DO YOU THINK

well, yes or no?

 

[Troglodyte452]

well, yes or no?

I didnt answer her obviously (I was at my prime gooning years back then)

 

[pookieslove]

BTW I just fapped to kendra lust and clicked your thread

 

[PsychoH]

BTW I just fapped to kendra lust and clicked your thread

Don’t know who that is but quit nutting.

 

[pookieslove]

Don’t know who that is but quit nutting.

I say this everyday I won't but yet I do

 

[iblamericky]

happy birthday bro

 

[Eren]

How this nigga is delivering stories that are all worse than the one before

 

[PsychoH]

I say this everyday I won't but yet I do

With this experience I don’t think I have a choice.

happy birthday bro

Thanks bud.

How this nigga is delivering stories that are all worse than the one before

I truly don’t know but you’re right it keeps getting worse.

 

[Entschuldigung]

LoL my mom once caught me fapping when I was like 13.
Anyways, they know you have a sexuality it's no big deal

 

[PsychoH]

LoL my mom once caught me fapping when I was like 13.
Anyways, they know you have a sexuality it's no big deal

Still, the shame kills me.

 

[wsada]

Who the fuck do you and @wsada think I am?
PsychoDsk or psychomandible

Psychotic masturbators

 

[PsychoH]

Psychotic masturbators

Not me, I’m done with that.

 

[jonkler]

nutting doesnt even make a sound

 

[Gengar]

That’s why you gotta teach yourself how to nut without making a sound. I have been fapping this way since I started fapping at 13 or 14.