I pooped in front of my crush

[Sapieeen]

so basically I have terrible diarrhea but I still went to school. my crush actually walked up to me to ask for my book (i was in a terrible state then - stomach cramps and all that and my anus was working damn hard)

as I bent down to get my book I sharted. It was damn loud and smelly and people actually looked around and laughed. unable to stand it I ran away

shit's brutal niggas

 

[thecel]

tales

 

[ey88]

This did not happen lol

 

[Sapieeen]

tales

bro stop mocking me im serious

 

[BrutalMogger]

yes i know it is tales but you still asserted dominance over other individuals by showing them who the alpha rectum is

 

[Sapieeen]

@MA_ascender

 

[slavicpsycho]

Actually? Just clock out of life

 

[JohnDoe]

Tales from winnie the pooh book (Adult version)

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

slayer fart theory

 

[Sapieeen]

Actually? Just clock out of life

you're wrong buddy @BrutalMogger said that it's a good way to assert dominance

 

[Ziaoni]

so basically I have terrible diarrhea but I still went to school. my crush actually walked up to me to ask for my book (i was in a terrible state then - stomach cramps and all that and my anus was working damn hard)

as I bent down to get my book I sharted. It was damn loud and smelly and people actually looked around and laughed. unable to stand it I ran away

shit's brutal niggas

Nigga change schools or you'll always be known as the shart kid

 

[Sapieeen]

Nigga change schools or you'll always be known as the shart kid

this shit is from reddit jfl

 

[cooldude1231]

Back in ms i pretended to shit myself to go home

 

[cooldude1231]

Back in ms i pretended to shit myself to go home

Called my mom all like i did a poopy..

 

[hybobu]

this shit crazy nigga

 

[FreakShowCel]

Wear a diaper next time you go to school you got a shitty butt nigga

 

[Tortoisecel]

Sure you did.