I pretend I’m Jewish so the universe gives me money

[subhuman929]

Instead of:

I pretend I’m Jewish so the universe gives me money

Try:

I channel an archetype of strategic thinking, survival instinct, and intergenerational discipline — like what I associate with successful Jewish communities.

 

[subhuman929]

antisemitism is not allowed, remember that, cheers mate

 

[subhuman929]

antisemitism is not allowed, remember that, cheers mate