I put the same story 4 times by now

[Lonenely sigma]

I am kinda pathetic ngl...

So I starred in a milk commercial as a kid... yeah...

It was on every channel and I ended up looking quite cute

SO ANYWAY I figured its cringe to just put it on my story, and show it to everyone.

What I did instead is, I hid it from literally all but one person who I wanted to "show" it to

Now, its time to try and impress my 4th girl on the list. Lets see if she likes it or not

@shizuku11111 @hopecel @albanianblackguy@R1PPer

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Oh and yeah, none ever liked it.

Only one ever replied and said: "OMG THATS YOU?"

That one hurt. Its almost like she said: "OMG this subhuman was once a cute kid!!!???"

 

[STAMPEDE]

Being subhuman is tough

 

[Deleted member 110111]

no milks for your face

 

[Lonenely sigma]

no milks for your face

Over for 0-instagram-story-likes-cels

 

[hopecel]

I am kinda pathetic ngl...

So I starred in a milk commercial as a kid... yeah...

It was on every channel and I ended up looking quite cute

SO ANYWAY I figured its cringe to just put it on my story, and show it to everyone.

What I did instead is, I hid it from literally all but one person who I wanted to "show" it to

Now, its time to try and impress my 4th girl on the list. Lets see if she likes it or not

@shizuku11111 @hopecel @albanianblackguy@R1PPer

hahahaha you're a pick-me guy

 

[Lonenely sigma]

hahahaha you're a pick-me guy

I am lowkey.

I'd wait for my girl to propose to me. I ain't chasing after anyone

 

[hopecel]

I am lowkey.

I'd wait for my girl to propose to me. I ain't chasing after anyone

that's a problem

you have to text them first

 

[Lonenely sigma]

that's a problem

you have to text them first

Nah, thats stupid. They have infinite options and can't lose anyway. They should make the move

 

[hopecel]

Nah, thats stupid. They have infinite options and can't lose anyway. They should make the move

they have infinite options but they don't have many unique options

 

[Lonenely sigma]

they have infinite options but they don't have many unique options

Unique = good looking

Unique =/= good character

Me approaching them won't change anything since the character doesn't even matter, tebrice

 

[hopecel]

Unique = good looking

Unique =/= good character

Me approaching them won't change anything since the character doesn't even matter, tebrice

stop being a seka persa

 

[Lonenely sigma]

stop being a seka persa

No being muškarčina for my lack of dimorphism

 

[STAMPEDE]

You gotta leave the balkans boyo

 

[Lonenely sigma]

You gotta leave the balkans boyo

Why

 

[STAMPEDE]

Why

Subhuman place and no future for you

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Subhuman place and no future for you

I can only speak english, which leaves only UK, USA, Australia and New Zealand

I'd go to the last 2 but there's no way they'd give me a visa

 

[Deleted member 104531]

Lonenely sigma

 

[hopecel]

No being muškarčina for my lack of dimorphism

roidmaxx, tebrice

 

[Deleted member 115294]

No being muškarčina for my lack of dimorphism

being rejected is better than not even approaching and texting first, it pays off in the long run trust

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

Wrap it up