I raise you eight point four percent

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Taxing Mexico, Canada, and China illustrates an image that we're standing up to opportunists and not having an impish agenda against China. Of course, we abandoned the tariffs with Canada and Mexico, but have justifiable reasons. They're working with us to confront the evil narcotic suppliers. However, we had no choice but to chase China away from the Panama Canal with their tails between their legs. Ugh, I imagine the Chinese people see their leaders as weak lying sacks of shit who can't even defeat a lesbian in battle. What kind of supreme race gets swept away like roaches from something they successfully conquered?


Oddly, China told us to go fuck ourselves and raised their tariffs 5% in addition to our ten. Thus, making sure their growth continues to prosper. We call this a trade war because we're about to increase their tariffs by another five to ten percent. Shit, Trump might go with the mindfuck and use an uncommon number like, "We're raising it to eight point four percent on top of the ten, making yours twenty-three point four percent. Booyah, eat shit, accountants."

What we need to do now is assign a shady Jewish feller to be the tax collector. Send him to China on a battleship. He'll stand on the deck with one hand holding two leashes attached to two Chinese beauties on all fours wearing only thongs, and the other hand grasping for money. Perhaps, that should do the trick... right, Deep State? Sleep on it.

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What we're expecting China to do is impossible. Not only that, but we're telling them what to do. Ugh, that has injured their ego. No one tells the C-C-Fucking-P what to do! Also, we want proof, if they were to kneel like good doggies. This is where China allows the Deep State into its infrastructure. Of course, they won't allow that. They understand what this is really about. We're going to fuck their world apart!
 
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What we're expecting China to do is impossible. Not only that, but we're telling them what to do. Ugh, that has injured their ego. No one tells the C-C-Fucking-P what to do! Also, we want proof, if they were to kneel like good doggies. This is where China allows the Deep State into its infrastructure. Of course, they won't allow that. They understand what this is really about. We're going to fuck their world apart!
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