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So I went to the gym today, and I was doing triceps.
As I’m doing triceps, this gorgeous tanned woman walks in. She was gorgeous—like, she had her hair done. She had brunette hair with blonde highlights in it.
And I could already tell as she walked up—I couldn’t see her face yet—but I could tell she was hot as fuck.
As soon as she walked in, I was trying to keep a glance. I was kind of looking around the gym, trying to see if I could catch her face.
And then I did.
I was like, oh damn, she’s cute.
So facially, I would put her in… ''mmtb'' a top 50% face for sure
And as I’m doing triceps, I’m playing eye-tag with her.
I look at her, and I realize she looks a little bit confused.
She was doing legs, then she was doing shoulders, then she was doing biceps.
No push, no pull. I don’t even know what she was doing.
I look at her, and I realize she looks a little bit confused.
She was doing legs, then she was doing shoulders, then she was doing biceps.
No push, no pull. I don’t even know what she was doing.
I knew I had to be next to her if I even had a shot at talking to her, or even grabbing her socials.
So I’m there, doing shoulders.
My friend called me during that, so I was kind of showing high-T behavior. I was on the phone like, yo bro, when are we gonna meet, where are we gonna meet, yada yada yada. I was being obnoxiously loud and shit.
So yeah, I was on the phone, doing shoulders.
I’m doing sixes, because she grabbed the fours—and my shoulders are kind of tiny.
While I’m doing the sixes, I realize, bro, I need to ask her if I can borrow the fours.
So I go up to her and I’m like,
“Yo, can I use those fours and we can exchange them or something?”
She didn’t give them to me originally. She just kind of stood there.
than she was like, “Yeah, sure,” and she still didn’t give them to me, even though I put down the sixes down.
So I actually had to grab her hands while I took the fours.
oh my days, I got hard while I touched her hands.
she had white panited nails, her hands were so soft and the way she talked was so cute
Bear in mind, I was already getting indicators of interest.
Me and her were looking back and forth.
She kind of got awkward when she looked at me.
She kind of smiled and stuff like that.
INB4 users think I wasn’t looking for IOIs—but yeah, I was.
I was on Instagram, texting my friend, and I realized I was about to leave.
I might never see her again.
I thought, I’m not gonna be a little bitch.
I’m just gonna get up and say,
“Yo, can I get one of your socials?”
Which is exactly what I did.
It was kind of awkward, because she did hesitate—I won’t lie to you boys, she definitely hesitated—but she was like,
“Yeah, you can have my Snapchat.”
And then, once I got her Snap, she snapped me back first.
Now look, it is quite late because I was with my friends pretty late, but still—successfully—I got a Snapchat today.
And she is hot as fuck.
So I’m there, doing shoulders.
My friend called me during that, so I was kind of showing high-T behavior. I was on the phone like, yo bro, when are we gonna meet, where are we gonna meet, yada yada yada. I was being obnoxiously loud and shit.
So yeah, I was on the phone, doing shoulders.
I’m doing sixes, because she grabbed the fours—and my shoulders are kind of tiny.
While I’m doing the sixes, I realize, bro, I need to ask her if I can borrow the fours.
So I go up to her and I’m like,
“Yo, can I use those fours and we can exchange them or something?”
She didn’t give them to me originally. She just kind of stood there.
than she was like, “Yeah, sure,” and she still didn’t give them to me, even though I put down the sixes down.
So I actually had to grab her hands while I took the fours.
oh my days, I got hard while I touched her hands.
she had white panited nails, her hands were so soft and the way she talked was so cute
Bear in mind, I was already getting indicators of interest.
Me and her were looking back and forth.
She kind of got awkward when she looked at me.
She kind of smiled and stuff like that.
INB4 users think I wasn’t looking for IOIs—but yeah, I was.
I was on Instagram, texting my friend, and I realized I was about to leave.
I might never see her again.
I thought, I’m not gonna be a little bitch.
I’m just gonna get up and say,
“Yo, can I get one of your socials?”
Which is exactly what I did.
It was kind of awkward, because she did hesitate—I won’t lie to you boys, she definitely hesitated—but she was like,
“Yeah, you can have my Snapchat.”
And then, once I got her Snap, she snapped me back first.
Now look, it is quite late because I was with my friends pretty late, but still—successfully—I got a Snapchat today.
And she is hot as fuck.
