Gengar
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Some weeks ago, I was out at night in another country, around 11 PM. By myself and smoking a cigarette. There, a cute young woman, around 20 years of age, approaches me and speaks to me in French. I did not understand what she was saying, so I said "I don't speak French" to which she replied in a heavy French accent, "May I have cigarette?" Then I asked her how many she wanted and she said, "One." That's why I gave her two more. She answers, "Merci."
Later that night, my bus had finally arrived, at 2:45 AM, and I was smoking my last cigarette and some 6'3" mixed race or light-skinned Tyrone(lite) approaches and he asks me for a cigarette. I said, "This one is actually my last." Then I added, "Do you want it?" And while barely hesitating, he says, "Sure." Then I handed him over my cigarette that I was smoking.
In summary: cute women approach me at night while men have my spit. Indeed, I'm a high trust ogre.
Later that night, my bus had finally arrived, at 2:45 AM, and I was smoking my last cigarette and some 6'3" mixed race or light-skinned Tyrone(lite) approaches and he asks me for a cigarette. I said, "This one is actually my last." Then I added, "Do you want it?" And while barely hesitating, he says, "Sure." Then I handed him over my cigarette that I was smoking.
In summary: cute women approach me at night while men have my spit. Indeed, I'm a high trust ogre.
