I remember gooning before my body could even produce nut

[Super Gooner]

I was in my home country when i bust my first nut. Its almost beautifully poetic in a way, how i had to go back to my roots to bust my first nut, its genuinely something out of a movie.

Anyways i was 10, and i was in the shower, then the turning point. I dropped some shampoo on my tiny meat, and i ended up rubbing my meat with shampoo until clear liquid stuff came out of my meat and i orgasmed. It wasnt even sperm because my body couldnt even produce it at that time, it was just like sperm without the whiteness.

That was the day that changed my life. I knew from that day what my purpose was on this planet. I was born to goon. I gooned everyday from that moment onwards. It took me about a week to realise that what i was doing was that thing everyone jokes about: “masturbation”, and from that day, the freak of nature, the specimen of human movement, Super Gooner was born.

 

[gookcelriceR]

Oh shit, Super Gooner origin story!?

 

[silently_said]

those who goon:

 

[Patrick Star]

 

[lifeless]

What the fuck are you talking about

 

[Super Gooner]

What the fuck are you talking about

 

[lifeless]

trash

 

[whitegymcel88]

I was in my home country when i bust my first nut. Its almost beautifully poetic in a way, how i had to go back to my roots to bust my first nut, its genuinely something out of a movie.

Anyways i was 10, and i was in the shower, then the turning point. I dropped some shampoo on my tiny meat, and i ended up rubbing my meat with shampoo until clear liquid stuff came out of my meat and i orgasmed. It wasnt even sperm because my body couldnt even produce it at that time, it was just like sperm without the whiteness.

That was the day that changed my life. I knew from that day what my purpose was on this planet. I was born to goon. I gooned everyday from that moment onwards. It took me about a week to realise that what i was doing was that thing everyone jokes about: “masturbation”, and from that day, the freak of nature, the specimen of human movement, Super Gooner was born.

I share the same experience my first nut was in my home country and it was the most beautiful moment in my life I gained true consciousness

 

[War_In_Chiraq]

Favorite category?

 

[Super Gooner]

Favorite category?

Its hard to say when i have so much choice. I even produce my own drawn porn and i have 20000 followers on a certain website. I like many different categories but i’d say one that has stayed consistent for years although boring is bbc on white girls. My real favourite category cant be talked about.

I share the same experience my first nut was in my home country and it was the most beautiful moment in my life I gained true consciousness

from that day, i was alive.

 

[sorrowfulsad]

I was in my home country when i bust my first nut. Its almost beautifully poetic in a way, how i had to go back to my roots to bust my first nut, its genuinely something out of a movie.

Anyways i was 10, and i was in the shower, then the turning point. I dropped some shampoo on my tiny meat, and i ended up rubbing my meat with shampoo until clear liquid stuff came out of my meat and i orgasmed. It wasnt even sperm because my body couldnt even produce it at that time, it was just like sperm without the whiteness.

That was the day that changed my life. I knew from that day what my purpose was on this planet. I was born to goon. I gooned everyday from that moment onwards. It took me about a week to realise that what i was doing was that thing everyone jokes about: “masturbation”, and from that day, the freak of nature, the specimen of human movement, Super Gooner was born.

name makes sense now

 

[War_In_Chiraq]

Its hard to say when i have so much choice. I even produce my own drawn porn and i have 20000 followers on a certain website. I like many different categories but i’d say one that has stayed consistent for years although boring is bbc on white girls. My real favourite category cant be talked about.

from that day, i was alive.

no fucking way this nigga said bbc

 

[Super Gooner]

no fucking way this nigga said bbc

What did you expect? Im a nigga with a bbc so it makes it relatable

 

[gookcelriceR]

Oh shit, Super Gooner origin story!?

Bro pre-ordered nutting

 

[User28823]

DNR but same

that first nut was crazy

 

[Mosh12]

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

Bro I found porn by watching one of my dads cds

 

[yellowshortcel]

this shit is so real porn was so easy to access and now I cant even stop