I remember my plan if I ever got fired

[Vermilioncore]

I used to drink on the job. I remember I had the idea that if I were ever called to the office and got fired, I’d have some liquor in my pockets and I’d take it out nonchalant while shaking my had sadly and drink it in front of my boss as if it’s water or something normal to do

 

[abzz]

i would do the same except i don't drink. good idea tho!