I remember one day in 2002 at 12yo, i Had a wet dream and ejaculated the First time, never Had jerked Off before, cum Came Out,i was Like WTF was that

[_MVP_]

Cum came Out First time

I was ultra shocked, but it also felt good

 

[medialcanthus]

so you're 35? its over

 

[Uua]

so you're 35? its over

He has bad teeth to so it’s mega over

 

[algerianmogger]

You're 35 dude
Are you atleast a millionaire or married or is it over

 

[Uua]

Are you atleast a millionaire or married or is it over

No he’s not he wishes he was

 

[_MVP_]

The dream in that early morning of 2002 was a blonde adult Stacy foid i apparently fucked in the dream, i was laying down and She was on top of my dick was riding me, Not Reverse Cowgirl, it was regular Cowgirl position. Never Had such a dream before i was 12yo.

So i think immediately after that i started getting boners and masturbating.

 

[_MVP_]

You're 35 dude
Are you atleast a millionaire or married or is it over

U jew, only 1% of Humans are millionaires



But i will become one, the average age someone becomes Millionaire IS 37 so im still good on time. Uhm These Bastards that become rich in their 20s are statistically rare



Marriage is dumb

 

[_MVP_]

The foid n the dream looked maybe in her mid or end-twenties, so She pedoed me in the dream Just lol

 

[_MVP_]

No he’s not he wishes he was

I shall become.

 

[_MVP_]

He has bad teeth to so it’s mega over

I still Look better than you, from smartness i wont even begin...

 

[Uua]

I still Look better than you, from smartness i wont even begin...

Old fart

 

[_MVP_]

Old fart

How old are you little boy?

 

[Uua]

How old are you little boy?

17

 

[_MVP_]

17

I could be Ur father.