I saw gengar at the store

[klip11]

@Gengar was rizzing 2 HTB's and they both left with him. He also called me saar

 

[Gengar]

Ahhh, were you the Tyrone who offered me belly rubs?

 

[arabcelxxx]

I saw Sean O'Pry at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[klip11]

Ahhh, were you the Tyrone who offered me belly rubs?

That would be @Blackgymmax

 

[Gengar]

I saw Sean O'Pry at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I don’t remember which version I read first.

 

[Gengar]

That would be @Blackgymmax

 

[arabcelxxx]

I don’t remember which version I read first.

I don’t remember which came firsf

 

[Goth]

I don’t remember which came firsf

I did

 

[arabcelxxx]

I did

Do tell

 

[hybobu]

Really, last time i saw him outside was on my daily walk back from school, he opened his door to throw out the 57 bags of trash and quickly scrammed back into his apartment that he had been rotting in for the past 10 years, even then he was in a horrible state, almost 70% body fat, on an electric scooter, food fucking drooling down his belly, felt really bad

 

[Deleted member 90265]

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