I saw someone die in front of me and I laughed (serious thread)

[Deleted member 3073]

This is 100% serious. I was walking down the alley around two years ago and some retard on a bike flew past me, going fast as fuck in a very narrow street that's near many schools (meaning that a lot of kids could've potentially been roaming the area at that moment).

The fucking retard miscalculated a maneuver and literally stamped himself onto a van that was occluding said street (I think it was delivering products to some kind of shop, so it was still).

The idiot died instantly right in front of my eyes. I laughed hard as fuck. I was listening to some music and when I saw him crash I let out a howl like "lmfao this retard cucked himself". People started gathering around him with shocked faces, meanwhile I walked home grinning like a madman. It was the most ludicrous shit I've ever seen in person.

 

[Deleted member 6695]

Dont you feel bad about? Seeing that would haunt me forever

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Once I saw a biker get lynched by a gang in the middle of an avenue, and I started laughing tremendously while hiding myself inside of my car

 

[Deleted member 5393]

Tales from buenos aires sewers

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Dont you feel bad about? Seeing that would haunt me forever

I swear it was hilarious. His impact produced a loud thud that made me explode in laughter. It was incredible man. Something out of a movie

 

[Deleted member 5891]

if he was a sex haver then based

 

[Deleted member 4430]

giga mogger

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Stop roleplaying

This is not larp idiot, this did happen. I make threads joking because it's entertaining and writing them just makes me cry from laughter. But this is not a joke

 

[Vidyacoper]

 

[Deleted member 4053]

How sure are you that he died?

 

[Beetlejuice]

I once saw an accident in front of me,the old woman lost the leg,a normal day in Brazil.

 

[Serial Coomer]

This is 100% serious. I was walking down the alley around two years ago and some retard on a bike flew past me, going fast as fuck in a very narrow street that's near many schools (meaning that a lot of kids could've potentially been roaming the area at that moment).

The fucking retard miscalculated a maneuver and literally stamped himself onto a van that was occluding said street (I think it was delivering products to some kind of shop, so it was still).

The idiot died instantly right in front of my eyes. I laughed hard as fuck. I was listening to some music and when I saw him crash I let out a howl like "lmfao this retard cucked himself". People started gathering around him with shocked faces, meanwhile I walked home grinning like a madman. It was the most ludicrous shit I've ever seen in person.

Based and high t

 

[Deleted member 3073]

How sure are you that he died?

He died, he wasn't wearing a helmet and he was just fucked up laying on the streets. Next day the neighborhood was formally told about the accident

 

[Deleted member 3073]

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This is not tales. I shitpost a lot but this is serious

 

[lifestyle21873]

Dont you feel bad about? Seeing that would haunt me forever

obvious larp you autist

 

[Deleted member 6695]

I swear it was hilarious. His impact produced a loud thud that made me explode in laughter. It was incredible man. Something out of a movie

My dad saw something simular happen
It was in the winter, some car was driving super in this t section, my dad thought "wtf is he doing, isnt he gonna slow down?" and then I shit you not the car crashes into some persons shed
I think the driver fell asleep or passed out

 

[Vidyacoper]

This is not tales. I shitpost a lot but this is serious

pics or larp

 

[Deleted member 3073]

obvious larp you autist

This is not larp you low iq mong. This is a legit thread. Why would I even write it small font when I get a half of the reactions and replies that way. I'm not even trolling rn

 

[Deleted member 3073]

pics or larp

I haven't got pictures of an accident that happened 2 years ago jfl... Matter of fact I didn't even take pictures when it happened. I casually walked past it and went home

 

[Vidyacoper]

I haven't got pictures of an accident that happened 2 years ago jfl... Matter of fact I didn't even take pictures when it happened. I casually walked past it and went home

LARP

 

[Deleted member 7112]

Why didn’t you film it?

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Why didn’t you film it?

Because I unironically didn't give a quarter of a fuck. I didn't even stop to look. I walked by grinning because I wanted to get home and I was listening to a Lil Pump song when this happened which made it funnier

 

[NormieWithBigPP]

high t low inhib dark triad slayer giga mogger

 

[BlackPillChad]

Dont you feel bad about? Seeing that would haunt me forever

No. 6foot5Manlet is like... sort of a platonic ideal of a alpha male is supposed to be (if he is serious about even half of what he says). He is a high T sociopath, just lifting weights, fucking chicks, eating food, and generally doing whatever the fuck he wants. He lives completely in the moment and never thinks about anything as bluepilled as "consequences". The kid crashing into the van was funny, so he laughed. It's that simple.

 

[Deleted member 7776]

Agreed OP, I, too, laughed hard af in the ER when a 90yo granny had been resuscitated 3x in a row when she suddenly died. I mean, I literally laughed at her out loud, ofc her relatives got mad af but they didn't attack me or anything.

These fuckers barely paid any medical attention to me, they tried to resuscitate a 90yo NEET old fuck instead of me. Their logic is room temperature IQ tbh tbqh

 

[Deleted member 3591]

Could have been my jfl, I crashed into a guardrail with 60 kmh

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Could have been my jfl, I crashed into a guardrail with 60 kmh

It would've been natural selection. Retards will do retarded shit, like the dummy that crashed onto the van. Why would I feel bad at the demise of someone that showed no concern for the others around him?

 

[Deleted member 3591]

It would've been natural selection. Retards will do retarded shit, like the dummy that crashed onto the van. Why would I feel bad at the demise of someone that showed no concern for the other around him?

He deserved that... And I would have deserved it too tbh

 

[Raddemon]

ive seen bullets fly but nothing that bad op, so lucky id pay to see something like that

 

[Deleted member 3073]

ive seen bullets fly but nothing that bad op, so lucky id pay to see something like that

It was a once in a lifetime experience. Wish you luck seeing something similar. You'll laugh a lot lmao

 

[Tusseleif]

Probably a coping mechanism for shock of some sort, granted you still think about it to this day

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Probably a coping mechanism for shock of some sort, granted you still think about it to this day

Not cope, I was watching some bike compilation of 400 km/h flybys & this came to my mind

 

[Atem Rah]

You're a Mentalcel like me.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

You're a Mentalcel like me.

How am I a mentalcel? A mentalcel is someone that looks good but is so timid that he doesn't get laid. I look good and I get laid

 

[Atem Rah]

How am I a mentalcel? A mentalcel is someone that looks good but is so timid that he doesn't get laid. I look good and I get laid

I don't know man but the bastard had it coming to him. That's for sure.

 

[godsmistake]

i believe every single word because of the serious tag. miring dark triad

 

[Deleted member 3073]

i believe every single word because of the serious tag. miring dark triad

Indeed. Serious tag means serious

 

[Selfahate]

I seen many people die in India its pretty common ome was this guy was crushed by a truck and his skull was opened up spewing his brain

 

[Deleted member 8064]

This is a thread where bold lettering would be necessary.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

This is a thread where bold lettering would be necessary.

IM SORRY BROTHER​

 

[Ritalincel]

XD

 

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[JizzFarmer]

Great thread, would read again/10


Would've been funnier if you had used your regular formatting​

 

[BigBoy]

Tales from the slums of Mendoza

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Tales from the slums of Mendoza

This sounded hilarious, but there's no slums in Mendoza you tiny little pussy ass nigger​

 

[Deleted member 4563]

This thread after OP got exposed:

 

[Deleted member 3073]

This thread after OP got exposed:

It's still funny, you low IQ mong. I'd even go as far as saying that it's funnier now that I mog you to death​

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.

 

[lookismfugee]

Tales from the slums of Mendoza

lmao

 

[Deleted member 8775]

A year back i saw a manlet commiting suicide while jumping on a train from a bridge. I was in the front part of the train and saw his corpse just swinging in the air when he jumped on to a 100km fast train lmao. Just sat there on my seat and mired his corpse, or the parts of its that laid in the grass jfl. Lauged afterwards ngl tbh