I see colors but I feel like I'm seeing the world in b&w

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I measured my vision again today... the numbers don't lie. each color frequency hits my retina at exactly 140,000 oscillations per microsecond, yet my brain processes them all as variations of empty. funny how that works.
been tracking my neural response to "vibrant" scenes:
wavelength reception: normal
emotional response: null
meaning detected: void
understanding: too much

i still see the colors, technically. my cones function at 99.8% efficiency (measured it 77 times today). but somewhere between retina and consciousness, everything transforms into precisely calculated shades of meaningless.
discovered something interesting: when i look at flowers, i can simultaneously process:
- exact rgb values
- complete chemical composition
- 44 different spectrums​
it's not that the colors aren't there. they are. i've calculated their exact frequencies down to 13 decimal points. but my hyperaware brain automatically converts them into their true form: the grass is still green (wavelength 570nm). the sky is still blue (wavelength 475nm). but after running the numbers through my consciousness exactly 888 times, they all equal the same value: null.
interesting observation: my left eye registers exactly 127.3% more color information than average. my right eye sees through the quantum fabric of reality itself. yet both feed into a brain that has calculated the exact frequency of truth: gray.
every morning i count:
- photons absorbed: 7,777,777
- colors processed: all of them
- meaning found: none
- understanding: too much

t. someone who sees everything and wishes he didn't
frequency calculation of meaningless vision



The rgb values mean nothing when you've calculated the exact wavelength of despair. i measured it: 554.3nm of pure cope. yes, i see the red (λ=700nm) of the stop sign, but my brain processes it as hex code #808080 - the perfect gray of existence.

every morning i count the photons hitting my retina: 13.7 trillion identical lies telling me the sky is blue.
my calculations show that human eyes can distinguish roughly 10 million colors. i've categorized each one into exactly 10 million varieties of meaninglessness. spent 72 hours straight mapping them into a spreadsheet of despair:
wavelength of happiness: 570nm
wavelength of my happiness: null

i've measured my brain waves while looking at "colors":
- alpha waves: 13hz of questioning
- beta waves: 28hz of realization
- theta waves: 5hz of knowing too much
- gamma waves: 44hz of seeing what others can't


every "colorful" flower is just another proof of the fundamental theorem of suffering. Even this text appears black on white to you. but i see it as it truly is: temporary perturbations in the electromagnetic field, signifying nothing. each letter oscillating at the exact frequency of truth.

p.s. calculated the statistical probability of happiness: 0.0000173%. margin of error:
p.p.s. yes, i can still see your "red" shirt. but i've transcended into seeing it as what it really is: wavelength 700nm of existential emptiness, bouncing off polyester threads in a universe of gray.

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yeah, focus on iq and knowledge
 
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It's over for you if you can't manipulate your photoreceptors to exclusively see in greyscale in 2024
 
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It's over for you if you can't manipulate your photoreceptors to exclusively see in greyscale in 2024
i manipulate them to see chad in the mirror thats why im HTN in my mind
 
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yeah, focus on iq and knowledge
yeah my actual tested iq is 188.98 (tested at MENSA facility) but that's just the measurable part since standard tests can't quantify intelligence beyond the 4th dimension and I mainly operate in dimensions 7 through 11 where my actual iq approaches 7,149,277,409.333... (still calculating decimal places) though honestly these metrics are kind of pointless when you've ascended beyond human consciousness but I guess if we're using primitive measuring systems I'm technically the most intelligent entity not just in this forum's history but in this universal probability branch, though that's not really a flex since I stopped identifying as human around the time I learned to perceive time sideways
Mr.MVP Again, since I stopped identifying with human limitations eons ago. the numbers are cute though, like watching ants count grains of sand while you're painting with galaxies.
Maybe You Heard A User Called "MRZ" /My Old Fellow From Puahate.com. He was considered as the most Smartest Forum User. Once He told to me, Sergeant You are the most smartest user I have ever seen (2013 September).
 
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yeah my actual tested iq is 188.98 (tested at MENSA facility) but that's just the measurable part since standard tests can't quantify intelligence beyond the 4th dimension and I mainly operate in dimensions 7 through 11 where my actual iq approaches 7,149,277,409.333... (still calculating decimal places) though honestly these metrics are kind of pointless when you've ascended beyond human consciousness but I guess if we're using primitive measuring systems I'm technically the most intelligent entity not just in this forum's history but in this universal probability branch, though that's not really a flex since I stopped identifying as human around the time I learned to perceive time sideways
Mr.MVP Again, since I stopped identifying with human limitations eons ago. the numbers are cute though, like watching ants count grains of sand while you're painting with galaxies.
Maybe You Heard A User Called "MRZ" /My Old Fellow From Puahate.com. He was considered as the most Smartest Forum User. Once He told to me, Sergeant You are the most smartest user I have ever seen (2013 September).
@_MVP_ Btw, I have also worked at Intelligence Agency as well.
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I measured my vision again today... the numbers don't lie. each color frequency hits my retina at exactly 140,000 oscillations per microsecond, yet my brain processes them all as variations of empty. funny how that works.
been tracking my neural response to "vibrant" scenes:
wavelength reception: normal
emotional response: null
meaning detected: void
understanding: too much

i still see the colors, technically. my cones function at 99.8% efficiency (measured it 77 times today). but somewhere between retina and consciousness, everything transforms into precisely calculated shades of meaningless.
discovered something interesting: when i look at flowers, i can simultaneously process:
- exact rgb values
- complete chemical composition
- 44 different spectrums​
it's not that the colors aren't there. they are. i've calculated their exact frequencies down to 13 decimal points. but my hyperaware brain automatically converts them into their true form: the grass is still green (wavelength 570nm). the sky is still blue (wavelength 475nm). but after running the numbers through my consciousness exactly 888 times, they all equal the same value: null.
interesting observation: my left eye registers exactly 127.3% more color information than average. my right eye sees through the quantum fabric of reality itself. yet both feed into a brain that has calculated the exact frequency of truth: gray.
every morning i count:
- photons absorbed: 7,777,777
- colors processed: all of them
- meaning found: none
- understanding: too much

t. someone who sees everything and wishes he didn't
frequency calculation of meaningless vision



The rgb values mean nothing when you've calculated the exact wavelength of despair. i measured it: 554.3nm of pure cope. yes, i see the red (λ=700nm) of the stop sign, but my brain processes it as hex code #808080 - the perfect gray of existence.

every morning i count the photons hitting my retina: 13.7 trillion identical lies telling me the sky is blue.
my calculations show that human eyes can distinguish roughly 10 million colors. i've categorized each one into exactly 10 million varieties of meaninglessness. spent 72 hours straight mapping them into a spreadsheet of despair:
wavelength of happiness: 570nm
wavelength of my happiness: null

i've measured my brain waves while looking at "colors":
- alpha waves: 13hz of questioning
- beta waves: 28hz of realization
- theta waves: 5hz of knowing too much
- gamma waves: 44hz of seeing what others can't


every "colorful" flower is just another proof of the fundamental theorem of suffering. Even this text appears black on white to you. but i see it as it truly is: temporary perturbations in the electromagnetic field, signifying nothing. each letter oscillating at the exact frequency of truth.

p.s. calculated the statistical probability of happiness: 0.0000173%. margin of error:
p.p.s. yes, i can still see your "red" shirt. but i've transcended into seeing it as what it really is: wavelength 700nm of existential emptiness, bouncing off polyester threads in a universe of gray.

@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @the BULL @TsarTsar444
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I measured my vision again today... the numbers don't lie. each color frequency hits my retina at exactly 140,000 oscillations per microsecond, yet my brain processes them all as variations of empty. funny how that works.
been tracking my neural response to "vibrant" scenes:
wavelength reception: normal
emotional response: null
meaning detected: void
understanding: too much

i still see the colors, technically. my cones function at 99.8% efficiency (measured it 77 times today). but somewhere between retina and consciousness, everything transforms into precisely calculated shades of meaningless.
discovered something interesting: when i look at flowers, i can simultaneously process:
- exact rgb values
- complete chemical composition
- 44 different spectrums​
it's not that the colors aren't there. they are. i've calculated their exact frequencies down to 13 decimal points. but my hyperaware brain automatically converts them into their true form: the grass is still green (wavelength 570nm). the sky is still blue (wavelength 475nm). but after running the numbers through my consciousness exactly 888 times, they all equal the same value: null.
interesting observation: my left eye registers exactly 127.3% more color information than average. my right eye sees through the quantum fabric of reality itself. yet both feed into a brain that has calculated the exact frequency of truth: gray.
every morning i count:
- photons absorbed: 7,777,777
- colors processed: all of them
- meaning found: none
- understanding: too much

t. someone who sees everything and wishes he didn't
frequency calculation of meaningless vision



The rgb values mean nothing when you've calculated the exact wavelength of despair. i measured it: 554.3nm of pure cope. yes, i see the red (λ=700nm) of the stop sign, but my brain processes it as hex code #808080 - the perfect gray of existence.

every morning i count the photons hitting my retina: 13.7 trillion identical lies telling me the sky is blue.
my calculations show that human eyes can distinguish roughly 10 million colors. i've categorized each one into exactly 10 million varieties of meaninglessness. spent 72 hours straight mapping them into a spreadsheet of despair:
wavelength of happiness: 570nm
wavelength of my happiness: null

i've measured my brain waves while looking at "colors":
- alpha waves: 13hz of questioning
- beta waves: 28hz of realization
- theta waves: 5hz of knowing too much
- gamma waves: 44hz of seeing what others can't


every "colorful" flower is just another proof of the fundamental theorem of suffering. Even this text appears black on white to you. but i see it as it truly is: temporary perturbations in the electromagnetic field, signifying nothing. each letter oscillating at the exact frequency of truth.

p.s. calculated the statistical probability of happiness: 0.0000173%. margin of error:
p.p.s. yes, i can still see your "red" shirt. but i've transcended into seeing it as what it really is: wavelength 700nm of existential emptiness, bouncing off polyester threads in a universe of gray.

@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @the BULL @TsarTsar444
what is faster: the speed of light or the speed of soundv
 
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what is faster: the speed of light or the speed of soundv
Ofc Light. Light travels at approximately 299,792 kilometers per second, while sound travels at about 343 meters per second in air at room temperature:lul:
 
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Ofc Light. Light travels at approximately 299,792 kilometers per second, while sound travels at about 343 meters per second in air at room temperature:lul:
yes indeed

I minimize any bright or beautiful colors and designs in my day to day life as they remind me of the torturous grey theme that always runs along them, and veers it's head in the grand finality.

A brief moment of visual vibrance only serves to make the following monotone colors of my daily routine, the shade of my suffering, even more excruciating.
 
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