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I measured my vision again today... the numbers don't lie. each color frequency hits my retina at exactly 140,000 oscillations per microsecond, yet my brain processes them all as variations of empty. funny how that works.
been tracking my neural response to "vibrant" scenes:
wavelength reception: normal
emotional response: null
meaning detected: void
understanding: too much
i still see the colors, technically. my cones function at 99.8% efficiency (measured it 77 times today). but somewhere between retina and consciousness, everything transforms into precisely calculated shades of meaningless.
discovered something interesting: when i look at flowers, i can simultaneously process:
interesting observation: my left eye registers exactly 127.3% more color information than average. my right eye sees through the quantum fabric of reality itself. yet both feed into a brain that has calculated the exact frequency of truth: gray.
frequency calculation of meaningless vision
The rgb values mean nothing when you've calculated the exact wavelength of despair. i measured it: 554.3nm of pure cope. yes, i see the red (λ=700nm) of the stop sign, but my brain processes it as hex code #808080 - the perfect gray of existence.
every morning i count the photons hitting my retina: 13.7 trillion identical lies telling me the sky is blue.
my calculations show that human eyes can distinguish roughly 10 million colors. i've categorized each one into exactly 10 million varieties of meaninglessness. spent 72 hours straight mapping them into a spreadsheet of despair:
- alpha waves: 13hz of questioning
- beta waves: 28hz of realization
- theta waves: 5hz of knowing too much
- gamma waves: 44hz of seeing what others can't
every "colorful" flower is just another proof of the fundamental theorem of suffering. Even this text appears black on white to you. but i see it as it truly is: temporary perturbations in the electromagnetic field, signifying nothing. each letter oscillating at the exact frequency of truth.
p.s. calculated the statistical probability of happiness: 0.0000173%. margin of error:
p.p.s. yes, i can still see your "red" shirt. but i've transcended into seeing it as what it really is: wavelength 700nm of existential emptiness, bouncing off polyester threads in a universe of gray.
been tracking my neural response to "vibrant" scenes:
wavelength reception: normal
emotional response: null
meaning detected: void
understanding: too much
i still see the colors, technically. my cones function at 99.8% efficiency (measured it 77 times today). but somewhere between retina and consciousness, everything transforms into precisely calculated shades of meaningless.
discovered something interesting: when i look at flowers, i can simultaneously process:
- exact rgb values
- complete chemical composition
- 44 different spectrums
it's not that the colors aren't there. they are. i've calculated their exact frequencies down to 13 decimal points. but my hyperaware brain automatically converts them into their true form: the grass is still green (wavelength 570nm). the sky is still blue (wavelength 475nm). but after running the numbers through my consciousness exactly 888 times, they all equal the same value: null.- complete chemical composition
- 44 different spectrums
interesting observation: my left eye registers exactly 127.3% more color information than average. my right eye sees through the quantum fabric of reality itself. yet both feed into a brain that has calculated the exact frequency of truth: gray.
every morning i count:
- photons absorbed: 7,777,777
- colors processed: all of them
- meaning found: none
- understanding: too much
t. someone who sees everything and wishes he didn't- photons absorbed: 7,777,777
- colors processed: all of them
- meaning found: none
- understanding: too much
frequency calculation of meaningless vision
The rgb values mean nothing when you've calculated the exact wavelength of despair. i measured it: 554.3nm of pure cope. yes, i see the red (λ=700nm) of the stop sign, but my brain processes it as hex code #808080 - the perfect gray of existence.
every morning i count the photons hitting my retina: 13.7 trillion identical lies telling me the sky is blue.
my calculations show that human eyes can distinguish roughly 10 million colors. i've categorized each one into exactly 10 million varieties of meaninglessness. spent 72 hours straight mapping them into a spreadsheet of despair:
wavelength of happiness: 570nm
wavelength of my happiness: null
i've measured my brain waves while looking at "colors":wavelength of my happiness: null
- alpha waves: 13hz of questioning
- beta waves: 28hz of realization
- theta waves: 5hz of knowing too much
- gamma waves: 44hz of seeing what others can't
every "colorful" flower is just another proof of the fundamental theorem of suffering. Even this text appears black on white to you. but i see it as it truly is: temporary perturbations in the electromagnetic field, signifying nothing. each letter oscillating at the exact frequency of truth.
p.s. calculated the statistical probability of happiness: 0.0000173%. margin of error:
p.p.s. yes, i can still see your "red" shirt. but i've transcended into seeing it as what it really is: wavelength 700nm of existential emptiness, bouncing off polyester threads in a universe of gray.
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