I SKIPPED SCHOOL WITH A GIRL AND GOT HER LOST

[subhuman1996]

Was too lazy to go to school so I ended up skipping until I saw another girl from my school just walking around DURING SCHOOL TIME (so she was obv also skipping) came outside and asked her if she wanted to spend the day with me. She obv said yes but prob bc she was bored. I suggested her we go walk all around city. But since shes kinda young she had to tell her parents so I waited for her. Now that she was back, I had the amazing idea of abandoning her in some empty places. I couldn’t do in Siorapaluk, Qeqertaq or Savissivik cause they are too far to walk by. So I decided this time I will leave her off the coastlines near the settlement (RLLY EMPTY BTW). While we were walking tho, I tried to act most normal possible tho. But it didn’t work cause I was mostly talking abt previous crazy stuff Ive done which got her scared BUT THATS GOOD NEWS SINCE SHE WAS WALKING FASTER. Also we had to go on the hills and she tripped. I couldn’t resist to laugh bc she fell on her face. Now even more mad me, that nigga start sprinting away from me but she is so stupid cause she is going the wrong side. She was basically going behind the hills and behind it there is barely nothing NO HOUSE NO INTERNET just larger hills and small mountain ranges and like a lot of rocks in the floor. Once she was pretty far from me, I just went back to the settlement and left her in that shithole. I’m praying she doesnt tell her parents but tbh it’s nothing crazy what I did I JUST WISH THIS HAPPENED AT NIGHT

 

[crazyguy]

Was too lazy to go to school so I ended up skipping until I saw another girl from my school just walking around DURING SCHOOL TIME (so she was obv also skipping) came outside and asked her if she wanted to spend the day with me. She obv said yes but prob bc she was bored. I suggested her we go walk all around city. But since shes kinda young she had to tell her parents so I waited for her. Now that she was back, I had the amazing idea of abandoning her in some empty places. I couldn’t do in Siorapaluk, Qeqertaq or Savissivik cause they are too far to walk by. So I decided this time I will leave her off the coastlines near the settlement (RLLY EMPTY BTW). While we were walking tho, I tried to act most normal possible tho. But it didn’t work cause I was mostly talking abt previous crazy stuff Ive done which got her scared BUT THATS GOOD NEWS SINCE SHE WAS WALKING FASTER. Also we had to go on the hills and she tripped. I couldn’t resist to laugh bc she fell on her face. Now even more mad me, that nigga start sprinting away from me but she is so stupid cause she is going the wrong side. She was basically going behind the hills and behind it there is barely nothing NO HOUSE NO INTERNET just larger hills and small mountain ranges and like a lot of rocks in the floor. Once she was pretty far from me, I just went back to the settlement and left her in that shithole. I’m praying she doesnt tell her parents but tbh it’s nothing crazy what I did I JUST WISH THIS HAPPENED AT NIGHT

tuff

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Was too lazy to go to school so I ended up skipping until I saw another girl from my school just walking around DURING SCHOOL TIME (so she was obv also skipping) came outside and asked her if she wanted to spend the day with me. She obv said yes but prob bc she was bored. I suggested her we go walk all around city. But since shes kinda young she had to tell her parents so I waited for her. Now that she was back, I had the amazing idea of abandoning her in some empty places. I couldn’t do in Siorapaluk, Qeqertaq or Savissivik cause they are too far to walk by. So I decided this time I will leave her off the coastlines near the settlement (RLLY EMPTY BTW). While we were walking tho, I tried to act most normal possible tho. But it didn’t work cause I was mostly talking abt previous crazy stuff Ive done which got her scared BUT THATS GOOD NEWS SINCE SHE WAS WALKING FASTER. Also we had to go on the hills and she tripped. I couldn’t resist to laugh bc she fell on her face. Now even more mad me, that nigga start sprinting away from me but she is so stupid cause she is going the wrong side. She was basically going behind the hills and behind it there is barely nothing NO HOUSE NO INTERNET just larger hills and small mountain ranges and like a lot of rocks in the floor. Once she was pretty far from me, I just went back to the settlement and left her in that shithole. I’m praying she doesnt tell her parents but tbh it’s nothing crazy what I did I JUST WISH THIS HAPPENED AT NIGHT

did

 

[turkcelfatcel]

not

 

[turkcelfatcel]

READ

 

[subhuman1996]

did

at least enjoy the storytime

 

[turkcelfatcel]

at least enjoy the storytime

nobody gives a fuck about ur day faggot

 

[subhuman1996]

nobody gives a fuck about ur day faggot

How am I a fag when I just talked to a girl jfl

 

[turkcelfatcel]

How am I a fag when I just talked to a girl jfl

and she only talked with u to kill time , a girl complimented me today gay incel did a girl ever compliment you in ur life?

 

[fashioncel]

Was too lazy to go to school so I ended up skipping until I saw another girl from my school just walking around DURING SCHOOL TIME (so she was obv also skipping) came outside and asked her if she wanted to spend the day with me. She obv said yes but prob bc she was bored. I suggested her we go walk all around city. But since shes kinda young she had to tell her parents so I waited for her. Now that she was back, I had the amazing idea of abandoning her in some empty places. I couldn’t do in Siorapaluk, Qeqertaq or Savissivik cause they are too far to walk by. So I decided this time I will leave her off the coastlines near the settlement (RLLY EMPTY BTW). While we were walking tho, I tried to act most normal possible tho. But it didn’t work cause I was mostly talking abt previous crazy stuff Ive done which got her scared BUT THATS GOOD NEWS SINCE SHE WAS WALKING FASTER. Also we had to go on the hills and she tripped. I couldn’t resist to laugh bc she fell on her face. Now even more mad me, that nigga start sprinting away from me but she is so stupid cause she is going the wrong side. She was basically going behind the hills and behind it there is barely nothing NO HOUSE NO INTERNET just larger hills and small mountain ranges and like a lot of rocks in the floor. Once she was pretty far from me, I just went back to the settlement and left her in that shithole. I’m praying she doesnt tell her parents but tbh it’s nothing crazy what I did I JUST WISH THIS HAPPENED AT NIGHT

"Beta stop pretending you're a white man from Iceland, and Come eat this Butter chicken" - This nigger's mom probably.

 

[ElySioNs]

cool

 

[subhuman1996]

and she only talked with u to kill time , a girl complimented me today gay incel did a girl ever compliment you in ur life?

Actually yea almost all the girls from my school did

 

[Mainlander]

JESUS IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR ​

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Actually yea almost all the girls from my school did

tales from the darkest slums of greenland

 

[Deleted member 1813]

how are you gonna keep ur iq high if you keep skipping school brah

 

[subhuman1996]

how are you gonna keep ur iq high if you keep skipping school brah

It’s just today

 

[asdvek]

Fuck Jesus

Hail satan

 

[Looks over NT]

tales from greenland (unironically)

 

[subhuman1996]

tales from greenland (unironically)

Wtf I lit get all the girls also hills r not that high so I don’t think she actually got lost

 

[buddhistking]

(so she was obv also skipping) came outside and asked her if she wanted to spend the day with me. She obv said yes but prob bc she was bored. I suggested her we go walk all around city. But since shes kinda young she had to tell her parents so I waited for her

So she asked her parents for permission for her to skip school?

 

[Eltrē]

How old was she this time

 

[subhuman1996]

So she asked her parents for permission for her to skip school?

No if she could hang out with me

 

[subhuman1996]

How old was she this time

She is 10 and it happened today

 

[buddhistking]

No if she could hang out with me

But if she was supposed to be at school how could she get permission to hang out with you

 

[subhuman1996]

But if she was supposed to be at school how could she get permission to hang out with

Cause her parents let her skip dumbass its Friday and theres usually barely any work on Friday ESPECIALLY beggining of year

 

[Idk❤️]

Tales from the slums of Mumbai.

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

are you sure you didnt kill her

 

[subhuman1996]

are you sure you didnt kill her

The hills r not that high she could easily come back tbh it’s just that since she’s young shes prob a bit slow and lacks knowledge

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

The hills r not that high she could easily come back tbh it’s just that since she’s young shes prob a bit slow and lacks knowledge

that's what I would say too if I killed her

 

[buddhistking]

Cause her parents let her skip dumbass its Friday and theres usually barely any work on Friday ESPECIALLY beggining of year

Nigga she's 10 years old im catching you out slowly this is

 

[subhuman1996]

Bump I did right thing

 

[subhuman1996]

Bump

 

[copester2]

READ

tuff bhai

 

[Orka]

how are you gonna keep ur iq high if you keep skipping school brah

"Keep" implies its already high, it's insanely low right now

Fuck Jesus

Hail satan

based

 

[isis_Bleach]

dnr nigger lol

 

[nestivv]

JESUS IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR ​

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Yes

 

[Im sorry mother]

"Beta stop pretending you're a white man from Iceland, and Come eat this Butter chicken" - This nigger's mom probably.

 

[Clqs]

She asked her parents if she could skip school to walk around the city with some random nigga?

 

[subhuman1996]

She asked her parents if she could skip school to walk around the city with some random nigga?

No if she could hang out with me cause she’s rlly young

 

[AustrianMogger]

Was too lazy to go to school so I ended up skipping until I saw another girl from my school just walking around DURING SCHOOL TIME (so she was obv also skipping) came outside and asked her if she wanted to spend the day with me. She obv said yes but prob bc she was bored. I suggested her we go walk all around city. But since shes kinda young she had to tell her parents so I waited for her. Now that she was back, I had the amazing idea of abandoning her in some empty places. I couldn’t do in Siorapaluk, Qeqertaq or Savissivik cause they are too far to walk by. So I decided this time I will leave her off the coastlines near the settlement (RLLY EMPTY BTW). While we were walking tho, I tried to act most normal possible tho. But it didn’t work cause I was mostly talking abt previous crazy stuff Ive done which got her scared BUT THATS GOOD NEWS SINCE SHE WAS WALKING FASTER. Also we had to go on the hills and she tripped. I couldn’t resist to laugh bc she fell on her face. Now even more mad me, that nigga start sprinting away from me but she is so stupid cause she is going the wrong side. She was basically going behind the hills and behind it there is barely nothing NO HOUSE NO INTERNET just larger hills and small mountain ranges and like a lot of rocks in the floor. Once she was pretty far from me, I just went back to the settlement and left her in that shithole. I’m praying she doesnt tell her parents but tbh it’s nothing crazy what I did I JUST WISH THIS HAPPENED AT NIGHT

kidcel

 

[notagreycell]

Was too lazy to go to school so I ended up skipping until I saw another girl from my school just walking around DURING SCHOOL TIME (so she was obv also skipping) came outside and asked her if she wanted to spend the day with me. She obv said yes but prob bc she was bored. I suggested her we go walk all around city. But since shes kinda young she had to tell her parents so I waited for her. Now that she was back, I had the amazing idea of abandoning her in some empty places. I couldn’t do in Siorapaluk, Qeqertaq or Savissivik cause they are too far to walk by. So I decided this time I will leave her off the coastlines near the settlement (RLLY EMPTY BTW). While we were walking tho, I tried to act most normal possible tho. But it didn’t work cause I was mostly talking abt previous crazy stuff Ive done which got her scared BUT THATS GOOD NEWS SINCE SHE WAS WALKING FASTER. Also we had to go on the hills and she tripped. I couldn’t resist to laugh bc she fell on her face. Now even more mad me, that nigga start sprinting away from me but she is so stupid cause she is going the wrong side. She was basically going behind the hills and behind it there is barely nothing NO HOUSE NO INTERNET just larger hills and small mountain ranges and like a lot of rocks in the floor. Once she was pretty far from me, I just went back to the settlement and left her in that shithole. I’m praying she doesnt tell her parents but tbh it’s nothing crazy what I did I JUST WISH THIS HAPPENED AT NIGHT

Why the fuck didn't you slay her and leave her there would have been better jfl

 

[subhuman1996]

Why the fuck didn't you slay her and leave her there would have been better jfl

Cause she’s 10 and ugly

 

[notagreycell]

Cause she’s 10 and ugly

Ew wtf you did something good fuck those sub5s but lowkey why are you hanging out w 10 yo's at 15 kinda suspicious but ill let you pass

 

[subhuman1996]

Ew wtf you did something good fuck those sub5 but lowkey why are you hanging out w 10 yo's at 15 kinda suspicious but ill let you pass

bc there isnt that many girls in my town even less that r my age also what did u think abt this story

 

[notagreycell]

bc there isnt that many girls in my town even less that r my age also what did u think abt this story

Cool story bhai next time dont hang out with sub3s and sub5s

 

[RemyOg]

tales from the darkest slums of greenland

He is actually from the slums in Greenland ironically lol

 

[noobkiller999]

Cause she’s 10 and ugly

NIGGER UR 15 AND WALKING W 10 YEAR OLD GIRL?her parents must be dumbasf