I slayed last night for the first time in 2 years

[6ft4]

Was a straight to the house slay from tinder, 3 days after moving to a city apartment
Felt meh, got drunk prior to the slay

 

[Deleted member 46404]

Get a swastika and black sun tattoo

 

[Deleted member 86877]

Really i though you were a slayer kinda like clavicular or smth
Or maybe ur made to ltr

 

[lcberg04]

Nice did you just tell the foid to meet you at your place though?! Or were you two on a prober date and things just led to both of you going to your place after the formalities

 

[Clqs]

Expected a whole essay about this smh

 

[Clark]

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Mirin

What was her looks level

 

[Deleted member 102323]

tales from Fish and Chips

 

[Deleted member 102323]

Mirin

What was her looks level

i'm pretty sure doclooksmax had his hands on 6ft4's phone
he's the real and only slayer that i remember from the incelcons
plus he's nt af

 

[New Poster]

This is the thread I wish was an essay.

 

[6ft4]

Nice did you just tell the foid to meet you at your place though?! Or were you two on a prober date and things just led to both of you going to your place after the formalities

Just came straight to my door like I ordered a pizza

Mirin

What was her looks level

MTB faced chubster so subhuman to non chubster enthusiasts

This is the thread I wish was an essay.

I'm stuck using my phone at the moment with shit Internet and I have no Internet to connect to my laptop hence the lack of essays in the past few days

 

[Clavicular]

Dude fuck was expecting a banger got baited

mirin tho OP, can you give us some more details? convincing a girl off tinder to travel to YOUR place is quite the tall task because of how high inhib women are to meet a random guy in private for the first time.

 

[nofap]

Dude fuck was expecting a banger got baited

mirin tho OP, can you give us some more details? convincing a girl off tinder to travel to YOUR place is quite the tall task because of how high inhib women are to meet a random guy in private for the first time.

This is a massive fucking cope
I’ve done this as a ugly ltn bordeline truecel abomination

 

[Tusseleif]

I fucked for the first time last week in 9 months too. Prolonged dry spells is hell

 

[6ft4]

Essay version

I matched with a foid on tinder within 1km who was responding quickly and showing interest
I start off the convo by being a arrogant with my GIF usage, making it seem like I was patronizing her
I confirm where I'm living and that I've got an apartment
The next day I ask what she's up to tonight and she says she has no plans so I invite her to mine and she agrees
I get alcohol in advance then confirm an hour before the arranged time that she's still coming and she says she is
She then sends me a message about leaving her place and asking for certain details about my place and my phone starts freezing up to the point where any letter I type takes 10 seconds to show up so I realize that the simulation controller is fucking with me and this recognition allows me to break the simulations controls
After a minute my phone is working properly again and I respond
I began downing rum and she arrives at the door and I open it to let her in
Her face surprisingly had more appeal than the pictures and her body seemed more chubster in person than the pictures but I needed to put an end to my several year long lack of chubster slays so I had no problems with this
The pre slay convo was easy but I still sat in my room drinking for an hour while talking before I felt an urge to make a move
I then initiated the slay and finished within a couple of minutes but was drunk enough to not have brutal post ejaculation regret so I was willing to slay her again soon after and banged her as hard as I could and intentionally changed her position several times so I didn't finish for a second time
She left after I stopped
It was anti climatic considering I was waiting years for a chubster slay so my dopamine may not work the same way anymore or else I am more picky than I thought over what constitutes a good chubster slay or else sub HTB women are just fucking dull to me now
Now my focus is back onto a HTB face slay

@New Poster

 

[New Poster]

Your love of the chubster's girth has clearly lowered your standards