I smell reallly badly of cum

[Wombles]

Sometimes when I get hard precum leaks out then I'm like fuck it and cum in my underwear . Also dried cum is so brittle and flakey ik because I once accidentally wiped my tip that was cumming on my bed sheets now I look at it and it's just a white hard patch, sometimes I try to crack it.

Also when I cum then have a piss 5 minutes later some cum leaks out first then I piss later. Also alot of you have never came as you were shitting I've done that before. I remember pooping then because my dick was hard and poking the toilet seat I took it above the toilet seat and started masturbating and came. Also because I try and use a single piece of toilet paper to cum in, often the cum breaks through and goes on my hand making it all sticky .

God I hate being a incel, chad comes in beckys pussy whilst I cum in some toilet paper AAAAAAHHHHH .

 

[Wombles]

Tagging the only member who I feel comfortable seeing this:
@sigmamogger

 

[Wombles]

Bump

 

[Squidwardmaxx]

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[Wombles]

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Except this post
Jkjkjk

 

[sigmamogger]

Cant relate except the smell part.

 

[psychomandible]

I relate to the toilet part

 

[User28823]

 

[Uehdbwidbfngj]

Sometimes when I get hard precum leaks out then I'm like fuck it and cum in my underwear . Also dried cum is so brittle and flakey ik because I once accidentally wiped my tip that was cumming on my bed sheets now I look at it and it's just a white hard patch, sometimes I try to crack it.

Also when I cum then have a piss 5 minutes later some cum leaks out first then I piss later. Also alot of you have never came as you were shitting I've done that before. I remember pooping then because my dick was hard and poking the toilet seat I took it above the toilet seat and started masturbating and came. Also because I try and use a single piece of toilet paper to cum in, often the cum breaks through and goes on my hand making it all sticky .

God I hate being a incel, chad comes in beckys pussy whilst I cum in some toilet paper AAAAAAHHHHH .

Bro what the fuck is wrong with you op

 

[FoodPoisoning]

Sometimes when I get hard precum leaks out then I'm like fuck it and cum in my underwear . Also dried cum is so brittle and flakey ik because I once accidentally wiped my tip that was cumming on my bed sheets now I look at it and it's just a white hard patch, sometimes I try to crack it.

Also when I cum then have a piss 5 minutes later some cum leaks out first then I piss later. Also alot of you have never came as you were shitting I've done that before. I remember pooping then because my dick was hard and poking the toilet seat I took it above the toilet seat and started masturbating and came. Also because I try and use a single piece of toilet paper to cum in, often the cum breaks through and goes on my hand making it all sticky .

God I hate being a incel, chad comes in beckys pussy whilst I cum in some toilet paper AAAAAAHHHHH .

i cum my pants too i change underwear daily sometimes twice if i gotta shower twice