I sunbathe my balls in my backyard

[asdvek]

For context, I have very high cholesterol and testosterone levels, i have a huge johnson and very fertile loads.

I go to my backyard on a sunny day and sunbathe my johnson and testicles. My johnson sometimes gets hard while doing so because of testosterone and cholesterol synthesis

My johnson hangs and dangles around.

 

[asdvek]

IF YOU ARE TUGGING YOUR JOHNSON RIGHT NOW, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS

 

[asdvek]

If toy sre

 

[piec]

u will have a wrinkly johnson bud

 

[cucklek]

u need sun screen on ur dick

no girl wants a guy with a 80 year old looking genital

 

[Kroker]

Put some SPF on your johnson on your next nude beach visit

 

[bicromial]

u need sun screen on ur dick

no girl wants a guy with a 80 year old looking genital

Holy hipcel

 

[CD34]

For context, I have very high cholesterol and testosterone levels, i have a huge johnson and very fertile loads.

I go to my backyard on a sunny day and sunbathe my johnson and testicles. My johnson sometimes gets hard while doing so because of testosterone and cholesterol synthesis

My johnson hangs and dangles around.

enjoy balls cancer

 

[cucklek]

Holy hipcel

post ur physique

also its belly fat not hips retard

 

[bicromial]

post ur physique

also its belly fat not hips retard

Its hips bro, ur kinda lean theres little to no fat there
Plus its ok, im a hipcel myself

 

[cucklek]

Its hips bro, ur kinda lean theres little to no fat there
Plus its ok, im a hipcel myself

my hips are 90cm im not. a hipcel

 

[bicromial]

my hips are 90cm im not. a hipcel

36 inch waist, bro its over

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

My Neighbor sees me Sunbathing Naked All the Time from her 2 Story Window, I know she catches glances at my 7x6

 

[R@m@]

Based

 

[Mr.Proper]

Don't get into Johnson&Johnson stuff tho

 

[SoundnVision]

Il never forget that vid on here of that fucker vorman tanning his balls

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

I used to sunbathe naked in public but someone called the police because of "i walk with my kids here" so i don't anymore

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

u need sun screen on ur dick

no girl wants a guy with a 80 year old looking genital

Put some SPF on your johnson on your next nude beach visit

Without sunscreen you get on the sex offender registry but at least you reap the benefits of sunlight on your balls

 

[Deleted member 15778]

The IR Spectrum passes through your clothes, so you're naked for no reason.