I swim in deep parts of oceans

[asdvek]

Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.

 

[asdvek]

Mirin? It's the only good form of cardio and low inhib

 

[asdvek]

This is not larp im swimming since very young age and i always went swimming with my dad

 

[scrunchables]

Cool story, swimmy boy. Go find Nemo or something

 

[asdvek]

I also sometimes go into a current on purpose and let it drag me away, currents bring you like 100 feet away and it's really fun also it's faster than olympic swimmer i also swim along with the current too it's very fast

 

[manletmogger]

One day the waves are gonna be ur worst enemy

 

[asdvek]

One day the waves are gonna be ur worst enemy

Yeah no shit i swim in sunny days only where the waves are chill

 

[LevantinePsycho]

You psychopath

 

[asdvek]

You psychopath

Why? Swimming in a current is very fun

 

[manletmogger]

Yeah no shit i swim in sunny days only where the waves are chill

Ye until a storm happens out of nowhere

 

[asdvek]

Ye until a storm happens out of nowhere

Faggot i check the weather and if it happened i'd quickly go back to shore big ass waves dont just start appearing out of nowhere dumb ignorant faggot fuck your ignorance i hate ignorant people you dont know shit

 

[manletmogger]

Faggot i check the weather and if it happened i'd quickly go back to shore big ass waves dont just start appearing out of nowhere dumb ignorant faggot fuck your ignorance i hate ignorant people you dont know shit

Not always 100% accurate thi

 

[flippasav]

What’s the point of this is it good?

 

[Steph4gr]

Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.

Which country mane?
Mediterranean sea?

 

[asdvek]

Not always 100% accurate thi

Nigga you can FUCKINBG SEEE THE STORM CLOUDS FROM FAR AWAY YOU FAUCKING ABOLUTE RETARD KILL YUORSLEF

What’s the point of this is it good?

its fun to swim especially in a current

 

[asdvek]

Which country mane?
Mediterranean sea?

no its a lake actually

 

[Steph4gr]

no its a lake actually

thats not the same though, lakes don't have great white sharks and bull sharks

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Im too scared to swim in the sea anymore

I'm too fucking scared Like I know how to swim, but the other day I tried going into deep areas then did a dive and looked in front and it was full black then i started sprint-swimming back to land that scared the shit out of me Now I think about it it was probably leaves lol but on the sea u...

looksmax.org

 

[optimisticzoomer]

thats not the same though, lakes don't have great white sharks and bull sharks

I've swam with bull sharks tbh

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Cool. Now bring a cinder block with you and walk into the ocean. Hold your breath and continue walking until you no longer see the top. Ah, yes, admire the scenery. And when you can no longer hold your breath, let go of the cinder block and swim to the top. Sure, you probably won't make it but hey... it's fun, right?

OR! Next time you go swimming in the ocean, bring a ziplock bag full of chum. Fish guts, organs, fish heads, etc. Swim as far out as you can go! Open the bag and pour it over your head.

 

[asdvek]

thats not the same though, lakes don't have great white sharks and bull sharks

yea thats why i can swim as far as i want

 

[asdvek]

I've swam with bull sharks tbh

Yeah while being in a cage like pussy, real men do it without cage

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.

funky flamingo: offtopic edition

 

[sickdawgie]

love that for you

 

[Autismcel]

no its a lake actually

You might get naegleria fowleri

 

[alpslover]

I also sometimes go into a current on purpose and let it drag me away, currents bring you like 100 feet away and it's really fun also it's faster than olympic swimmer i also swim along with the current too it's very fast

death speedrun

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Yeah while being in a cage like pussy, real men do it without cage

No, not in a cage
In Jupiter, Florida

This ain't a bull but there were bulls there

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

yea thats why i can swim as far as i want

Ooooh. Bummer. I thought it was an ocean. Wanna take that swimming to the ocean now?

 

[Steph4gr]

No, not in a cage
In Jupiter, Florida
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This ain't a bull but there were bulls there

that can go wrong very quickly

 

[asdvek]

death speedrun

nah

 

[optimisticzoomer]

that can go wrong very quickly

That's part of the fun
Also, loads of people swim by sharks without even knowing. It's rare to not be safe

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

that can go wrong very quickly

Nah, just punch the motherfucker, he'll leave you alone.

 

[Akhi]

Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.

wow youre so low inhib and crazy

bro swims so far he cant even see the ground anymore

 

[Geoff2024]

Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.

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