I swim in deep parts of oceans

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Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.
 
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Mirin? It's the only good form of cardio and low inhib
 
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This is not larp im swimming since very young age and i always went swimming with my dad
 
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Cool story, swimmy boy. Go find Nemo or something
 
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I also sometimes go into a current on purpose and let it drag me away, currents bring you like 100 feet away and it's really fun also it's faster than olympic swimmer i also swim along with the current too it's very fast
 
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One day the waves are gonna be ur worst enemy
 
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You psychopath
 
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Ye until a storm happens out of nowhere
Faggot i check the weather and if it happened i'd quickly go back to shore big ass waves dont just start appearing out of nowhere dumb ignorant faggot fuck your ignorance i hate ignorant people you dont know shit
 
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Faggot i check the weather and if it happened i'd quickly go back to shore big ass waves dont just start appearing out of nowhere dumb ignorant faggot fuck your ignorance i hate ignorant people you dont know shit
Not always 100% accurate thi
 
What’s the point of this is it good?
 
Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.
Which country mane?
Mediterranean sea?
 
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Cool. Now bring a cinder block with you and walk into the ocean. Hold your breath and continue walking until you no longer see the top. Ah, yes, admire the scenery. And when you can no longer hold your breath, let go of the cinder block and swim to the top. Sure, you probably won't make it but hey... it's fun, right?

OR! Next time you go swimming in the ocean, bring a ziplock bag full of chum. Fish guts, organs, fish heads, etc. Swim as far out as you can go! Open the bag and pour it over your head.
 
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Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.
funky flamingo: offtopic edition
 
love that for you
 
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I also sometimes go into a current on purpose and let it drag me away, currents bring you like 100 feet away and it's really fun also it's faster than olympic swimmer i also swim along with the current too it's very fast
death speedrun
 
Yeah while being in a cage like pussy, real men do it without cage
No, not in a cage
In Jupiter, Florida
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This ain't a bull but there were bulls there
 
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yea thats why i can swim as far as i want
Ooooh. Bummer. I thought it was an ocean. Wanna take that swimming to the ocean now?
 
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that can go wrong very quickly
That's part of the fun
Also, loads of people swim by sharks without even knowing. It's rare to not be safe
 
Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.
wow youre so low inhib and crazy

bro swims so far he cant even see the ground anymore 🤪😧😧
 
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Like I just fucking arrive in the beach then start sprinting into the water then jump and start freestyle swimming extremely fast for a few minutes then get into extremely deep areas and areas very far away from shore. I just swim and swim go even further. It takes a while to go back to shore though. I swim kilometers away from the shore where I can barely see the shore, I fucking look underwater and it's fucking like 30-40 meters deep jfl I can't really tell tho but it's very deep. Keep in mind I don't use any equipment, literally just shorts, nothing else, no goggles, no nose pinch, no oxygen tank. It really tires me it's so tiring to swim I burn lots of calories then I go back to shore which takes idk how much i dont have a timer but it takes rlly long. I get hungry af like very hungry and start eating watermelons.
Regret reading
 
no its a lake actually
Not the same, swimming in a lake is really chill as long as you are sure there's no crocodiles or hippoes in the area.
 
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does swimming increases height if done since age of 5
 

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