I Think a Fat Chick Fell in Love With Me

[zerotohero]

I’m so done. I think I’ve officially hit rock bottom. I’m 99% sure this fat chick has fallen in love with me, and it’s entirely my fault for even talking to her in the first place.

It started when I was at my lowest, completely pussy-deprived, and I convinced myself the only way to get out of the drought was to lower my standards to the bare minimum. I thought, “What’s the harm in talking to her? It’s not like she’s going to catch feelings or anything.” Well, here we are. She just uploaded an Instagram story, and it’s the most obvious indirect I’ve ever seen.

I knew something was off when she started replying to my stories way too often and dropping hints. At first, I ignored it, thinking I could handle the situation, but now it’s spiraling out of control. I’m not proud of it, but I entertained the attention for a while because, let’s be honest, when you’re starved for validation, even the crumbs start looking like a meal. But now? Now I’m dealing with the consequences.

This is 100% on me. I should’ve never entertained this in the first place. I should’ve held out, focused on myself, and kept my standards intact. But no, I had to go and fumble, and now I’ve got someone I’m not even remotely attracted to thinking there’s something there.

Let this be a lesson: desperation is the enemy. If you let it dictate your actions, you’ll end up in situations like this, regretting every decision that led you here. I’ve got to clean this mess up somehow, but honestly, I don’t even know where to start.

 

[Bug]

Is she of good genetic stock? You can possibly starve her.

 

[Deleted member 109485]

u must look like a big mac

 

[LVZZO]

Start to post shit about gym asap, how you want a gym girl or need company for gym or something indirect
She will either go to the gym or know she is not for you

 

[zerotohero]

Start to post shit about gym asap, how you want a gym girl or need company for gym or something indirect
She will either go to the gym or know she is not for you

I think I’ll do that. Thanks, bro.

 

[Bipolar Vamp6ix]

You have a few options here:

If the face card is alright and she has decent personality you can invest in this stock and also buy a few shares of the gym, let the stock marinate (look for other potential investments during then) and after a few months at best you should expect to see a ROI

You could get with her, just talk, dont initiate anything, and see if she has hot friends (more often than not fat bitches do for some reason) and try move on to them

Steal her credit card and uber eats account

Or just rope for attracting a hippo in the first place and have an existential crisis

 

[Esky1911]

when you’re starved for validation, even the crumbs start looking like a meal.

Wtf This is legit poetry

Anyway, IDK just say you don't want it eh? Anyway, fat girls is higher E then you're probably high T

But anyway it's not over, it shows that it's not over as someone is capable to be attracted to you

 

[3links2]

All that to get cucked by the big asian cock transfer students

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

Lizzomaxxing

 

[iblamericky]

you do you lol

 

[Vermilioncore]

The elephants at the circus are supposed to entertain you — not the other way around

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Just leave on delivered for a week like foids do she’ll get the picture

 

[just coping]

Kill her

 

[fluoride1337]

Post a pic of her I need some cagefuel rn

 

[Niko.]

Just pump and dump and look for LTR If she ascends by losing body fat

 

[zerotohero]

The elephants at the circus are supposed to entertain you — not the other way around

LOL.

 

[Zangano1]

I hate landwhales

 

[shootleon]

I’m so done. I think I’ve officially hit rock bottom. I’m 99% sure this fat chick has fallen in love with me, and it’s entirely my fault for even talking to her in the first place.

It started when I was at my lowest, completely pussy-deprived, and I convinced myself the only way to get out of the drought was to lower my standards to the bare minimum. I thought, “What’s the harm in talking to her? It’s not like she’s going to catch feelings or anything.” Well, here we are. She just uploaded an Instagram story, and it’s the most obvious indirect I’ve ever seen.

I knew something was off when she started replying to my stories way too often and dropping hints. At first, I ignored it, thinking I could handle the situation, but now it’s spiraling out of control. I’m not proud of it, but I entertained the attention for a while because, let’s be honest, when you’re starved for validation, even the crumbs start looking like a meal. But now? Now I’m dealing with the consequences.

This is 100% on me. I should’ve never entertained this in the first place. I should’ve held out, focused on myself, and kept my standards intact. But no, I had to go and fumble, and now I’ve got someone I’m not even remotely attracted to thinking there’s something there.

Let this be a lesson: desperation is the enemy. If you let it dictate your actions, you’ll end up in situations like this, regretting every decision that led you here. I’ve got to clean this mess up somehow, but honestly, I don’t even know where to start.

we need to see what she looks like asap

 

[zerotohero]

we need to see what she looks like asap

Nope. Just imagine Meg from Family Guy, but fat.