RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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Like fr people be commenting that I have some high grafe autism. But it is more than that. It actually differs from time to time. Some days I am hella NT but very energetic or calm. That also depends how much pre workout is in my system. If u had to name me as a Folder on Desktop. U would name me Untitled. Cuz I am really just everything. Idk how to explain. I mean I am so mindfucked (BP made it ten times worse ngl), that I literally pump my body in the gym. Walk like an alpha as if I mog every molecule near me. Like as if I have some insane aura attached to me. And I get an insane dopamine boost and sometimes (if they are atleast HTB) a very hard boner when them girls do them choosing aignals when they see my body. I never, ever, had that in my life when I was young teenager or kid. Most girls saw me as ltn or mtn. And in my worst days they saw me as truecel, cuz I fatmaxxed some time when i wa saround 17/18. Now I unleashed all my autism and via TikTok I got into BP via Wheat Waffles vids. I was intrigued. I bought his ratings and at first he gave me a 3/10 almost 2/10. He told me I am fat af. So i lost weight for about 9 months straight until I got good visible abs. My bmi was obese without muscle mass btw. I leaned down to almost underweight territory. Then I asked for rating. He gave me 5 this time. I didnt agree so I sent him more pics and then he said 6/10 I was happier but still not satisfied. And then I discovered this rabbit hole of a forum via TikTok. I saw that the only way to ascend further is by fraudmaxxing and leaning down more and training neck. So I did all those things. Asked for a rating here. Some ppl said chadlite but majority said HTN. So after that I sent him new pics. And then I got my 8/10 Chad rating. I shouldve felt fulfilled. Ngo that was one of my best days of my life. How the hell can someone go from 3/10 to 8/10 with mostly softmaxxing? I was very proud. Now I am working on my physique getting bigger and leaner by day. I am perfectioning every training day my split is also very optimal. It is a combination of UL/PPL with 2 rest days. I train precisely and use loads of stimulants and creatine to give me that nasty pump so that women will atleast notice my presence.
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So when I pump my body I wear compression and since I live in a country where bicycles are common I just spread my lats a lil (I have very good insertions) and cycle. And 50 percent of the time girls do their choosing signals on their bike to me. They all getting wet or theyre impressed by me. I literally stand out for once in my life between all those normies who are skinny fat. Id say my ohysique Is top 5 percent for gymgoers. My ffmi is around 23 unpumped but it looks roided as hell when I pump it and then my ffmi looks almost 26 with around 13/15 bodyfat.
In other words this thread is made to glaze myself. Cuz yeah now U can conclude there are some issues with me. But chad does what chads wants motherfuckersssssss. I love yall btw without you I wouldnt have been able to be this disciplined and consistent. Yall are fueling my obsession.
Funky out
Tags: @vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
And skip to this part actually before spamming DNRD.
Skip to here
So when I pump my body I wear compression and since I live in a country where bicycles are common I just spread my lats a lil (I have very good insertions) and cycle. And 50 percent of the time girls do their choosing signals on their bike to me. They all getting wet or theyre impressed by me. I literally stand out for once in my life between all those normies who are skinny fat. Id say my ohysique Is top 5 percent for gymgoers. My ffmi is around 23 unpumped but it looks roided as hell when I pump it and then my ffmi looks almost 26 with around 13/15 bodyfat.
In other words this thread is made to glaze myself. Cuz yeah now U can conclude there are some issues with me. But chad does what chads wants motherfuckersssssss. I love yall btw without you I wouldnt have been able to be this disciplined and consistent. Yall are fueling my obsession.
Funky out
Tags: @vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
