I think I have officially decided I am going to join the military

[IHATEINDIANS]

I should be able to get into shape and enough fitness by the time I'm 19, maybe 19 1/2

I don't have any plans in life so it should give me time to think as well as get some discipline because I'm a pussy. Doesn't matter if I "waste my youth" because I'm too retarded and ugly to find decent friends or a woman. Pay isn't amazing but you can save a huuuge portion of it and you get lifetime benefits for only 4 years.

Not sure what branch yet but my top 2 I am thinking of are navy or air force since they're a lot less likely to get fucked if there's a war than ground infantry.

Is this a good path for me in your guy's opinion?

 

[eternalcoper]

mogs us

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I should be able to get into shape and enough fitness by the time I'm 19, maybe 19 1/2

I don't have any plans in life so it should give me time to think as well as get some discipline because I'm a pussy. Doesn't matter if I "waste my youth" because I'm too retarded and ugly to find decent friends or a woman. Pay isn't amazing but you can save a huuuge portion of it and you get lifetime benefits for only 4 years.

Not sure what branch yet but my top 2 I am thinking of are navy or air force since they're a lot less likely to get fucked if there's a war than ground infantry.

Is this a good path for me in your guy's opinion?

I joined the Air Force. Should have joined Marine infantry. Air Force was terrible. Very strict.

 

[The Homelander]

Yes sar
India needs u to fight da bladdy porkistanis
they are bhenchod fuarking dalit attack kashmir
fuarking terorist
we need to give da army phull sapport at da latast

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

I joined the Air Force. Should have joined Marine infantry. Air Force was terrible. Very strict.

My only problem is I don't really want to be frontline and in a strict branch but I guess there are a defent amount of support jobs in the marines. Any thoughts on the navy?

 

[isegrim314]

Military is good if you're not particularly intelligent or talented or interested in any career

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

Yes sar
India needs u to fight da bladdy porkistanis
they are bhenchod fuarking dalit attack kashmir
fuarking terorist
we need to give da army phull sapport at da latast
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I would but it's already over for india

 

[Lefty Rankin]

My only problem is I don't really want to be frontline and in a strict branch but I guess there are a defent amount of support jobs in the marines. Any thoughts on the navy?

Navy's got the most decent looking girls and best travel options. But don't ever get yourself too involved with any girls in the military. They're all fucked up in the head.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

My only problem is I don't really want to be frontline and in a strict branch but I guess there are a defent amount of support jobs in the marines. Any thoughts on the navy?

Air Force has the best food of all branches. Navy has second best.

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

Does anyone have advice or think this is a shit / good plan? Bump