I think I might have superpowers

[Deleted member 125665]

I just went outside and saw a Mexican stealing from some old lady so I concentrated really hard and boom lasers literally shot out of my eyes and obliterated him. She started screaming so I raped her and lasered her too in the real life fucking home lander and it’s awesome. I’m currently flying around outside and I’m planning on activating a new power that will destroy my entire school and barbecue everyone inside, I think I can activate a beam from the sun to decimate the building

 

[Deleted member 125665]

Also I can turn invisibility

 

[highinhibcel]

Tales from agartha

 

[Star Gazing]

nah cuz wtf is this forum even about anymore

 

[Deleted member 125665]

nah cuz wtf is this forum even about anymore

Listen here you fucking nigger I will fucking go to space and turn myself into a missile and blow up your family and throw you into the core of the earth feel my power motherfucker

 

[Sushifart]

Hm this is intredasting. You have superpowers too? The people in my working is calling me "Super Syndrome"

I may be stronger than I am thinking before. Intredasting