I think most people lie about thier height

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I swear, every fucking post is just a guy saying he is 6,4 or 5 or whatever and it just makes me think. if being above six foot is such a minority in the world, how tf is every new poster the size of a tower. something aint addin up, clearly either people cannot fucking measure or their doctors lied to them when they got the last check up.
Which keep in mind, doctors do lie about your hieght to prevent male depression and anxiety, it is a real thing o aglo.
 

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being above 6'2 is correlated with being ugly, that's why

source: my ass
 
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i think the sky's blue
 
I swear, every fucking post is just a guy saying he is 6,4 or 5 or whatever and it just makes me think. if being above six foot is such a minority in the world, how tf is every new poster the size of a tower. something aint addin up, clearly either people cannot fucking measure or their doctors lied to them when they got the last check up.
Which keep in mind, doctors do lie about your hieght to prevent male depression and anxiety, it is a real thing o aglo.
Lying about my height almost cost me my life.
 
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I was going jetty jumping with a bunch of boyos, publicly I'm 6'2 frauded, I'm actually 5'11.5. So we get to the jetty, there's this lifeguard lady that asks us for our sizes. We don't really know what sizes to get, so she asks us our heights. My 5'10 friend got the medium life jacket, and I obviously had to save face in front of the homies so I said 6'2". We all still had our shoes on at this point, of course. The lady scrutinized me for a second, and seeing that I was a lanklet, handed me the large sized lifejacket.

First of all that shit is way too big, it was made for morbidly obese people and I knew it was a terrible fit, but I kept mum. Next thing I know we're jumping and as I hit the water from 20 feet high somehow the life jacket just fucking slides off and i'm 5 feet below surface. No swim goggles either so I'm just floundering blind around underwater trying to surface and get air. I was like a millisecond away from uncontrollably breathing in water when I finally surfaced and thanked the PSL gods I didn't fucking drown that day.

Honestly I should've just held onto the life jacket instead of having my arms by my side that day.
 
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I was going jetty jumping with a bunch of boyos, publicly I'm 6'2 frauded, I'm actually 5'11.5. So we get to the jetty, there's this lifeguard lady that asks us for our sizes. We don't really know what sizes to get, so she asks us our heights. My 5'10 friend got the medium life jacket, and I obviously had to save face in front of the homies so I said 6'2". We all still had our shoes on at this point, of course. The lady scrutinized me for a second, and seeing that I was a lanklet, handed me the large sized lifejacket.

First of all that shit is way too big, it was made for morbidly obese people and I knew it was a terrible fit, but I kept mum. Next thing I know we're jumping and as I hit the water from 20 feet high somehow the life jacket just fucking slides off and i'm 5 feet below surface. No swim goggles either so I'm just floundering blind around underwater trying to surface and get air. I was like a millisecond away from uncontrollably breathing in water when I finally surfaced and thanked the PSL gods I didn't fucking drown that day.

Honestly I should've just held onto the life jacket instead of having my arms by my side that day.
Brutal, the manlet curse (not calling you one, but many manlets can fraud their height a lot) can even kill you. It's so over.
 
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Brutal, the manlet curse (not calling you one, but many manlets can fraud their height a lot) can even kill you. It's so over.
Yep, lying about heights when it comes to outdoor climbing and preparing the wrong harness sizes have almost gotten people killed before. Especially if it's a group activity and you have pressure to maintain the height fraud.
 
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Brutal, the manlet curse (not calling you one, but many manlets can fraud their height a lot) can even kill you. It's so over.
Lying about my height has also gotten me extra legroom on a 10 hour flight from Canada to China, I was able to stake my claim to an exit row to enjoy that business class legroom mostly due to larping about height.
 
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i feel like im the only legit 6'5 on here so naturally im blackpilled because i stick out like a soar thumb with my looks
 

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