I think my appendix just burst(Doctors GTFIH)

[The Homelander]

Holy shit I felt a sharp pain in my left hand after I accidentally shut the door on it

Did my appendix just burst?

 

[PeakIncels]

what?

 

[The Homelander]

what?

Idk I’m just shit posting don’t mind me

 

[Adelholzener]

yes

 

[wrist cry]

doctor here. U good brah

 

[PeakIncels]

Idk I’m just shit posting don’t mind me

just say you want some rep bro

 

[The Homelander]

just say you want some rep bro

Fine you caught me

 

[Cristiano RonaIdo]

ACTUAL medical student here. What exactly happened?

 

[Surfsup]

yes bhai get OD on red 40 immediately or its over

 

[The Homelander]

ACTUAL medical student here. What exactly happened?

Okay so one day I was just walking my dog
Then I saw a tree outside and it was pretty sunny so I sat under its shade
All of a sudden, an apple fell on my head
I decided to eat it
After I came back home, I checked what was on the TV
Unfortunately there wasn’t anything interesting
I decided to brush my teeth and go to bed
I had a dream about funky flamingo mogging clavicular

The very next day, My appendix burst

 

[The Homelander]

yes bhai get OD on red 40 immediately or its over

Can confirm this cured me