I think my cousin might be a secret homosexual (How do I confront him with this)

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

I went to my cousins apartment building today before college to get back some of money he owed me. He didn't answer the buzzer so I proceeded to throw bricks at his window and climb a drain pipe to gain entrance to his apartment.

Upon climbing through his window I realized my cousin was not home. I decided to search the apartment myself for the money. I managed to find the money, but also found something very disturbing...


Open on his computer was a video called 'Sleeping dad gets fucked' with a suction dildo loosely suctioned to his chair in front of the computer.

The color of the dildo was brown. This is either to imitate a black or indian penis. I measured the dildo to 10 inches concluding it was a black.

I proceeded to touch the dildo to see if it had been used. Dry as a rock. Whoever set this up was in a hurry due to the dildo being so loosely suctioned to the chair. They planned on coming back later to enjoy.



Because of this I am now starting to think my cousin is a Dildo riding fantasy coal burner addicted to gay rape pornography. The only thing holding me back from this conclusion is that he has a girlfriend.


Is my conclusion true or not? What are the signs of someone being a homosexual? I do not know how to confront him with this...

 

[Deleted member 2205]

Didn't read but why not

 

[Ritalincel]

Yes bro

 

[Petsmart]

He didn't answer the buzzer so I proceeded to throw bricks at his window and climb a drain pipe to gain entrance to his apartment.

High T slayer

 

[CopeAndRope]

I measured the dildo to 10 inches concluding it was a black.

I proceeded to touch the dildo to see if it had been used. Dry as a rock.

Obvious fake story, but I'm imagining you stealthily taking measures and touching your cousin's dildo. Hilarious.

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

Obvious fake story, but I'm imagining you stealthily taking measures and touching your cousin's dildo. Hilarious.

This is a 100% true story.

 

[GenericChad1444]

ur telling me ur cousin has an interracial dildo fetish about old indian men and uses it to secretly bounce on his desk everyday? Imagine his gf finding this out, she's going to be so confused!

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

ur telling me ur cousin has an interracial homosexual dildo fetish about old indian men and uses it to secretly bounce on his desk everyday? Imagine his gf finding this out, she's going to be so confused!
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I do not know how to confront him with this. It is a burden.

 

[Luke LLL]

I do not know how to confront him with this. It is a burden.

What’s it to ya?

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

What’s it to ya?

Everything.

 

[Luke LLL]

Everything.

Doesn’t affect you

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

Doesn’t affect you

What about his girlfriend? Does she deserve to know?

 

[Luke LLL]

What about his girlfriend? Does she deserve to know?

Then tell his girlfriend if you care so much lol, why are you worried about it

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

Then tell his girlfriend if you care so much lol, why are you worried about it

If I tell his girlfriend she will tell him, then he will know I know.

 

[Luke LLL]

If I tell his girlfriend she will tell him, then he will know I know.

Ok tell him then retard

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

Ok tell him then retard

I am scared to know if he is really a dildo riding fantasy coal burner. I do not want it to be true.

 

[rockndogs]

Not a single word

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Rape him gently

 

[Luke LLL]

I am scared to know if he is really a dildo riding fantasy coal burner. I do not want it to be true.

It's pretty obvious lol

 

[TheMewingBBC]

WORLDSTARHIPHOP: Banned

Rip you psycho

 

[Deleted member 1464]

WORLDSTARHIPHOP: Banned

Rip you psycho

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

WORLDSTARHIPHOP: Banned

Rip you psycho

RIP is for the dead. I am alive and living well.

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Fuck your cousin to make him straight