I think this woman loves me or something

[.*my*.]

I left the keys of my place to my neighbors so they could feed the cats while I'm gone and whatever, and three days ago I come home and the neighbor's wife is washing dishes in my kitchen saying that muh she didn't want to leave any dirty dishes. I come home today and the dishes have been washed again and the kitchen cleaned up. I mean that's kind of strange right? Why would anyone do that?

 

[Vermilioncore]

She was fucking her boyfriend in your bed

 

[Vermilioncore]

While fucking they heard a car pull up and were like, “Shit!”

She then said, “honey go through the window! I’ll go downstairs and pretend I’m finishing washing dishes!”

“But you’re leaking cum out of your ass!”

“Don’t worry, no one will notice my penguin waddle”

 

[.*my*.]

While fucking they heard a car pull up and were like, “Shit!”

She then said, “honey go through the window! I’ll go downstairs and pretend I’m finishing washing dishes!”

“But you’re leaking cum out of your ass!”

“Don’t worry, no one will notice my penguin waddle”

Oh my god I'm laughing my ass off. Why would she fuck in my house when she can do it in hers you fool

 

[.*my*.]

 

[Vermilioncore]

Oh my god I'm laughing my ass off. Why would she fuck in my house when she can do it in hers you fool

Because it makes her feel slutty and wrong and that’s how women enjoy feeling tbh

 

[aBetterMii]

Vermillion is 100% right she was making coitus on your very own bedding