𝗜 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘅𝘅𝗶𝗻𝗴 🙃

[Klasik616]

Are you sure you want to have a girlfriend?

First part: Getting a girlfriend

Height, face (nose, mouth, jaw, skin, eyes, forehead, cheeks), money, NT, social experience, friends, motivation. If you don't have all these things it's probably that your attempt to score a girlfriend fails and you will force yourself again to like another girl who catch your eye and try to have something with her, don't you see how stressful and stupid this looks?

Second part: Dating and slaying

Making sure she enjoys the date, expending money on her, faking your personality, wasting your time and finally, slaying (if you don't fail all the previous steps).

Third part: You got a girlfriend

Taking her on dates, answering her messages, giving her sex, preventing her from cheating.

If your looks are average or above average you can decide if this is what you want or simply escortmaxxing, think about it. This doesn't end here: in the end you will be a betabuxxer and possibly, a cuck.

 

[Gengar]

If I didn't have OCD, if I wasn't a muzzie, I would have escortmaxxed a long time ago.

 

[Rea]

Be chad

Escortmaxx

She falls in love with you

Enjoy your escort for free

 

[Klasik616]

Be chad

Escortmaxx

She falls in love with you

Enjoy your escort for free

Be Chad
Failed here since I was born

 

[Paul7]

Very expensive

 

[Gengar]

Be chad

Escortmaxx

She falls in love with you

Enjoy your escort for free

That won't work bhai, I have a prettyboy friend who is considered to be (very) attractive and a prostitute refused to give him a discount. (Tbf, she did already charge 20 euros so I think even a whore has "honor" who wouldn't want to get fucked for 10 euros.)

 

[Rea]

That won't work bhai, I have a prettyboy friend who is considered to be (very) attractive and a prostitute refused to give him a discount. (Tbf, she did already charge 20 euros so I think even a whore has "honor" who wouldn't want to get fucked for 10 euros.)

20 € ? Was she disabled nigga ?

 

[Gengar]

20 € ? Was she disabled nigga ?

No, she was African.

 

[Rea]

No, she was African.

same shit

 

[Gengar]

20 € ? Was she disabled nigga ?

No, she was African.

I'm not even trying to be funny/racist, but we were in Belgium and they had a separate section for white(-passing) prostitutes and black prostitutes. Segregation is real. (White(-passing) prostitutes cost 50 euros and black prostitutes cost 20 euros).

 

[Swarthy Knight]

That won't work bhai, I have a prettyboy friend who is considered to be (very) attractive and a prostitute refused to give him a discount. (Tbf, she did already charge 20 euros so I think even a whore has "honor" who wouldn't want to get fucked for 10 euros.)

If he's GL then why does he need hookers

 

[Gengar]

If he's GL then why does he need hookers

Because he had been escortcelling since he was like 16 or something. He's since moved on from fucking prozzies to slaying women off of snapchat and stuff.

 

[Klasik616]

If he's GL then why does he need hookers

He's probably tired of dating

 

[Rea]

I'm not even trying to be funny/racist, but we were in Belgium and they had a separate section for white(-passing) prostitutes and black prostitutes. Segregation is real. (White(-passing) prostitutes cost 50 euros and black prostitutes cost 20 euros).

prostitutes in my country are like 200 i need to go to belgium asap

 

[Gengar]

prostitutes in my country are like 200 i need to go to belgium asap

They're 30 in the Netherlands, come here bhai.

 

[Rea]

They're 30 in the Netherlands, come here bhai.

Do you come out with a missing organ?

 

[jué]

Are you sure you want to have a girlfriend?

First part: Getting a girlfriend

Height, face (nose, mouth, jaw, skin, eyes, forehead, cheeks), money, NT, social experience, friends, motivation. Let's be real if you don't have all these things it's probably that your attempt to score a girlfriend fails and you will force yourself again to like another girl and try to have something with her, don't you see how stressful (and stupid) this looks? And this is just the beginning...

Second part: Dating and slaying

Making sure she enjoys the date, expending money on her, faking your personality, wasting your time and finally, slaying (if you don't fail all the previous steps).

Third part: You got a girlfriend

Taking her on dates, answering her messages, giving her sex, preventing her from cheating.

If your looks are average or above average you can decide if this is what you want or simply escortmaxxing, think about it. This doesn't end here: in the end you will be a betabuxxer and possibly, a cuck.

Ask him how he feels, if he wants something? If she loves you, reply back to her messages, not being able to do things because she stops you, and be a meek idiot, just have sex and forget about that bitch then find another one and do the same, I don't give a shit how she feels or if she already ate or if her parents hate her, I don't give a shit

 

[Gengar]

Do you come out with a missing organ?

Nah, one of my friends at the time fucked one and then the other one fucked the same one. That was weird.

 

[gigell]

Women behave like escorts these days

 

[marshadow]

If I didn't have OCD, if I wasn't a muzzie, I would have escortmaxxed a long time ago.

my pokemon is better than yours loser.

 

[Gengar]

my pokemon is better than yours loser.

GrAYcel cope.