I THOUGHT I BROKE MY PHONE

[untermensch faggot]

You should never cum on your phone and here is why

I had to learn this lesson the hard way yesterday

It's difficult to explain how I got into the situation but basically I was sitting into my room gooning in a position like this

And this is the photo I was looking at (I was imagining her looking up at me)

I BUST ALL OVER MY SCREEN

IM NOT THE TYPE TO SHOOT THIN ROPES, MY SHIT IS THICK AND GOOEY AND OOZES EVERYWHERE INSTEAD OF SHOOTING FORWARD IN SHORT BURSTS, SO WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THE ENTIRE SCREEN WAS COVERED IN IT COMPLETELY I MEAN IT

I REALIZED I FUCKED UP AND RUSH TO CLEAN IT

BUT IT WAS TOO LATE AND A SMALL PART OF MY SCREEN NO LONGER WORKED, THERE WAS EVEN A FAINT OUTLINE WHERE I CAME WHICH IS VERY EMBARRASSING IF SOMEONE SEES IT

THE NEXT NIGHT (5 mins ago) I CHECK MY PHONE AND LUCKILY ITS FIXED WITH THE OUTLINE MOSTLY FADED

BUT CHATGPT SAID IT COULD CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE SO I AM GONNA TAKE IT AS A LESSON TO NOT DO IT AGAIN AND HOPE NOBODY NOTICES THE OUTLINE

TL;DR I CAME ON MY PHONE AND IT ALMOST BROKE

 

[snuggylion5]

Didnt care till i saw da picture i almost bust too

 

[underwearremover]

 

[Starborn]

You should never cum on your phone and here is why

I had to learn this lesson the hard way yesterday

It's difficult to explain how I got into the situation but basically I was sitting into my room gooning in a position like this

View attachment 4863047

And this is the photo I was looking at (I was imagining her looking up at me)

View attachment 4863054

I BUST ALL OVER MY SCREEN

IM NOT THE TYPE TO SHOOT THIN ROPES, MY SHIT IS THICK AND GOOEY AND OOZES EVERYWHERE INSTEAD OF SHOOTING FORWARD IN SHORT BURSTS, SO WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THE ENTIRE SCREEN WAS COVERED IN IT COMPLETELY I MEAN IT

I REALIZED I FUCKED UP AND RUSH TO CLEAN IT

BUT IT WAS TOO LATE AND A SMALL PART OF MY SCREEN NO LONGER WORKED, THERE WAS EVEN A FAINT OUTLINE WHERE I CAME WHICH IS VERY EMBARRASSING IF SOMEONE SEES IT

THE NEXT NIGHT (5 mins ago) I CHECK MY PHONE AND LUCKILY ITS FIXED WITH THE OUTLINE MOSTLY FADED

BUT CHATGPT SAID IT COULD CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE SO I AM GONNA TAKE IT AS A LESSON TO NOT DO IT AGAIN AND HOPE NOBODY NOTICES THE OUTLINE

TL;DR I CAME ON MY PHONE AND IT ALMOST BROKE

Best thread ever award

 

[toji.]

You should never cum on your phone and here is why

I had to learn this lesson the hard way yesterday

It's difficult to explain how I got into the situation but basically I was sitting into my room gooning in a position like this

View attachment 4863047

And this is the photo I was looking at (I was imagining her looking up at me)

View attachment 4863054

I BUST ALL OVER MY SCREEN

IM NOT THE TYPE TO SHOOT THIN ROPES, MY SHIT IS THICK AND GOOEY AND OOZES EVERYWHERE INSTEAD OF SHOOTING FORWARD IN SHORT BURSTS, SO WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THE ENTIRE SCREEN WAS COVERED IN IT COMPLETELY I MEAN IT

I REALIZED I FUCKED UP AND RUSH TO CLEAN IT

BUT IT WAS TOO LATE AND A SMALL PART OF MY SCREEN NO LONGER WORKED, THERE WAS EVEN A FAINT OUTLINE WHERE I CAME WHICH IS VERY EMBARRASSING IF SOMEONE SEES IT

THE NEXT NIGHT (5 mins ago) I CHECK MY PHONE AND LUCKILY ITS FIXED WITH THE OUTLINE MOSTLY FADED

BUT CHATGPT SAID IT COULD CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE SO I AM GONNA TAKE IT AS A LESSON TO NOT DO IT AGAIN AND HOPE NOBODY NOTICES THE OUTLINE

TL;DR I CAME ON MY PHONE AND IT ALMOST BROKE

Next time, aim for your face.

 

[Starborn]

GOD DAMNIT NIGGAS ALWAYS GET THE FIRST REOLY OVER ME FUCK YOU

 

[PSLbbc]