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Self Aggrandising Final Boss
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If there's anything that will butter up a sandsub, it's showing generosity when it comes to money as a sign of appreciation for a service they provide.
They've seen me get my hair cut there multiple times before and probably seen me as a stingy fuck who they don't want to serve but just do it to make their money laundering, drug dealing business appear above board as refusing service to whites may raise alarm bells.
When I gave them a tip the last time I got my haircut they appeared genuinely animated with gratitude as if they had finally won over a man who's the embodiment of their enemy due to me being the physical representation of the European Goliath.
In their minds, having me tip them unprompted like that, means I'm becoming accustomed to the sandsub environment and it's starting to rub off on me
In their minds, it's the first step towards them telling me about Islam and getting me to convert
In their minds, it's the first step towards conquering my land and having my female kin under their control
Little do they know this was simply to fool them, make them think I am weak when I am actually at my strongest
Make them think I'm a friend when I'm actually a foe
Make them think I'd be an easy target to extract Jizya from when in actual fact I'd be plotting a major assault on them with an army behind me if they got too brazen
They've seen me get my hair cut there multiple times before and probably seen me as a stingy fuck who they don't want to serve but just do it to make their money laundering, drug dealing business appear above board as refusing service to whites may raise alarm bells.
When I gave them a tip the last time I got my haircut they appeared genuinely animated with gratitude as if they had finally won over a man who's the embodiment of their enemy due to me being the physical representation of the European Goliath.
In their minds, having me tip them unprompted like that, means I'm becoming accustomed to the sandsub environment and it's starting to rub off on me
In their minds, it's the first step towards them telling me about Islam and getting me to convert
In their minds, it's the first step towards conquering my land and having my female kin under their control
Little do they know this was simply to fool them, make them think I am weak when I am actually at my strongest
Make them think I'm a friend when I'm actually a foe
Make them think I'd be an easy target to extract Jizya from when in actual fact I'd be plotting a major assault on them with an army behind me if they got too brazen