I took 10 grams of DNP and I have some concerns

[Oreone]

So I’ve been struggling with fat loss for YEARS, and after seeing a definitely trustworthy TikTok biohacker say that DNP is just “thermogenesis on steroids,” I decided to cut out the middleman (my metabolism) and take matters into my own hands.

Naturally, I skipped the whole “research” phase because reading is for nerds, and I just raw-dosed a cool 10 grams to see if I could just evaporate the fat instantly like a Dragon Ball Z transformation.

Here are my concerns:

Problem #1: My body temperature is now 116°F and rising. I no longer sweat liquid, it’s just steam. My roommate opened the door and got hit with a wave of superheated air, so I think my room is now officially a dry sauna. Should I charge people for entry? Entrepreneurial ideas welcome.

Problem #2: My vision has changed. Everything is now red-shifted, and I’m seeing tracers behind moving objects. Is this just the fat cells screaming as they combust, or am I developing DNP X-ray vision?

Problem #3: My heart rate is a casual 260 BPM but I’m staying perfectly still. I can hear my own blood moving like a freight train. Is this the body’s way of saying “thank you” for finally making it work at maximum efficiency?

Problem #4: My walls are turning yellow, and I think it’s me. I touched my bedsheets and left a fluorescent outline of my hand like some kind of radioactive cave painting. I have become my own highlighter.

Problem #5: My WiFi signal is stronger when I stand near the router. Could I be producing some kind of bioelectromagnetic resonance? Potential new field in sports science?

I’m just wondering if all this is part of the normal fat-burning process or if I should cut back slightly (maybe to like 9.5 grams?). Any advice from experienced thermogenic pioneers is greatly appreciated.

 

[medialcanthus]

So I’ve been struggling with fat loss for YEARS, and after seeing a definitely trustworthy TikTok biohacker say that DNP is just “thermogenesis on steroids,” I decided to cut out the middleman (my metabolism) and take matters into my own hands.

Naturally, I skipped the whole “research” phase because reading is for nerds, and I just raw-dosed a cool 10 grams to see if I could just evaporate the fat instantly like a Dragon Ball Z transformation.

Here are my concerns:

Problem #1: My body temperature is now 116°F and rising. I no longer sweat liquid, it’s just steam. My roommate opened the door and got hit with a wave of superheated air, so I think my room is now officially a dry sauna. Should I charge people for entry? Entrepreneurial ideas welcome.

Problem #2: My vision has changed. Everything is now red-shifted, and I’m seeing tracers behind moving objects. Is this just the fat cells screaming as they combust, or am I developing DNP X-ray vision?

Problem #3: My heart rate is a casual 260 BPM but I’m staying perfectly still. I can hear my own blood moving like a freight train. Is this the body’s way of saying “thank you” for finally making it work at maximum efficiency?

Problem #4: My walls are turning yellow, and I think it’s me. I touched my bedsheets and left a fluorescent outline of my hand like some kind of radioactive cave painting. I have become my own highlighter.

Problem #5: My WiFi signal is stronger when I stand near the router. Could I be producing some kind of bioelectromagnetic resonance? Potential new field in sports science?

I’m just wondering if all this is part of the normal fat-burning process or if I should cut back slightly (maybe to like 9.5 grams?). Any advice from experienced thermogenic pioneers is greatly appreciated.

in my restless dreams, i see that town...

 

[SlayerJonas]

It's not that bad honestly I feel fine on 2.5g (stable serum concentration after ~1g ed.)

There are big diminishing returns in terms of fat loss after a few grams.

 

[imontheloose]

It's not that bad honestly I feel fine on 2.5g (stable serum concentration after ~1g ed.)

There are big diminishing returns in terms of fat loss after a few grams.

He’s joking.

 

[KT-34]

Bro why do this, weight loss can be done by litteraly anybody, it's not like you're a bodybuilder that has a competition next month and need to lose 30 kg, you don't need to do all that just put the fork down for a few months and you'll see satisfying results

 

[imontheloose]

Bro why do this, weight loss can be done by litteraly anybody, it's not like you're a bodybuilder that has a competition next month and need to lose 30 kg, you don't need to do all that just put the fork down for a few months and you'll see satisfying results

@SlayerJonas @chadisbeingmade muh just don’t eat. Retards like you should be banned.

 

[SlayerJonas]

He’s joking.

H2O. I'm adding onto it by remaining serious.

@SlayerJonas @chadisbeingmade muh just don’t eat. Retards like you should be banned.

Don't eat + DNP + GLP1 + tren.

 

[KT-34]

@SlayerJonas @chadisbeingmade muh just don’t eat. Retards like you should be banned.

But it's literally the truth, I was a fatass too so I know what it's like

 

[Oreone]

But it's literally the truth, I was a fatass too so I know what it's like

imagine that you lost fat while maintaining your previous diet. by taking dnp you didn't have to imagine

 

[KT-34]

imagine that you lost fat while maintaining your previous diet. by taking dnp you didn't have to imagine

Honestly not that necessary tbh, I just started eating only when I was hungry, I was still addicted to soda and still lost a ton of weight

 

[Foreverbrad]

DNP is far superior to Reta in every way except discomfort during use and idiot-proofing. As I have tried both.