I Unironically Discovered A Way To Whitemax By Accident

[Deleted member 1100]

IT IS UNBELIEVABLE WHAT GREAT MINDS CAN ACHIEVE


HEAR ME OUT!


SO I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET TO BUY SOME STUFF TO EAT, RIGHT

WHEN I GOT THAT I JUST BOUGHT SOME STUFF AND WENT TO THE CASHIER

WHILE I WAS WAITING IN LINE, THERE WAS THIS SUBHUMAN IN FRONT OF ME, I COULDN'T AVOID NOTICING HOW SUBHUMAN AND BROWRIDGELESS HE WAS, HIS SIDE PROFILE LEGIT LOOKED LIKE AN INFANTILE BABY

AS IT APPROACHED MY TURN TO PAY FOR MY GROCERIES, I NOTICED SOMETHING WHILE I WAS PUTTING THE STUFF ON THE COUNTER TABLE...


MY HAIRY ARMS WERE MUCH BRIGHTER THAN THEY'VE EVER BEEN

AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE FACT THAT I HAVEN'T LEAVE THE BASEMENT MUCH LATELY CUZ COVID AND SHIT

BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT EVEN 2 WEEKS AGO I WASN'T THIS WHITE, IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE, AND THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT I CHANGED IN MY ROUTINE 1 WEEK AGO THAT COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SKIN CHANGE...

















IT WAS THE VITAMIN C SERUM

YOU NOW MAY BE THINKING "YEAH, RETARD! WE ALL KNOW VITAMIN C BRIGHTEN THE SKIN, SO WHAT'S NEW??"

BUT WAIT, HEAR ME OUT!

I NEVER APPLIED VIT C ON MY ARMS OR LEGS OR ANYTHING!

THE ONLY PLACE I'VE BEEN APPLYING VIT C IS ON MY PENIS AND BALLS!!!

MY THEORY IS THAT THE VIT C IS IMPREGNATING IN MY BALLS WHICH MAKES MY HORMONES PRODUCE LESS MELANIN

AND ON TOP OF THAT, BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF BLOOD FLOW IN THE PENIS DURING THE NIGHT WHEN I APPLY THE VIT C SERUM AND GO TO SLEEP, THE BLOOD THAT ONCE GOES INTO MY DICK GOES BACK TO CIRCULATE ON THE REST OF THE BODY CARRYING THE VIT C SERUM!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT???? I'LL STOP USING TRETINOIN ON MY FACE AND APPLY IT ON MY DICK AND BALLS ONLY SO IT REACHES THE ENTIRE BODY

ME THEN:

ME NOW:

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[Deleted member 5969]

 

[Rabbi]

dn rd won't regrow my hair.

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Wtf

 

[alriodai]

based natejacobcel, thanks for the advice, will do it

 

[Deleted member 6380]

Wtf

This.

 

[Carolus]

U should write children's books

 

[Warlow]

they gotta shut down internet in brazil temporarily for this legendarily shit thread

 

[NaturalDisaster]

they gotta shut down internet in brazil temporarily for this legendarily shit thread

Love that joke, man. Ha! Ha! Make more jokes. XD

 

[Warlow]

Love that joke, man. Ha! Ha! Make more jokes. XD

i don't even know who you are

 

[NaturalDisaster]

i don't even know who you are

Why you're mad? good joke man

 

[randomuser2407]

Why you're mad? good joke man

No, he is not mad, he is Thanos, and you're Captain Marvel.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

No, he is not mad, he is Thanos, and you're Captain Marvel.

Love that joke, man. Ha! Ha! Make more jokes. XD

 

[Deleted member 1100]

dn rd won't regrow my hair.

You can apply minoxidil on your penis and the blood flow will do the rest

 

[ApolloAurius]

nice meme

 

[tyronelite]

@Blackgymmax You're welcome

 

[Deleted member 10913]

@copingvolcel, analyses.
Is this true??

 

[randomuser2407]

@copingvolcel, analyses.
Is this true??

Well, in southeast asia, it is very common that people are finding ways to look more light skinned because they see dark skin as ugly, which is why SEAmaxxing works, because Southeast asian women worship men with white skin, hell, you can even be a white oldcel and it still applies. However, I have no clue how they actually do it, but according to what I've read online, it does work to a certain extent, they still don't look fully white, but they look more light skinned afterwards.

I think that anecdotal evidence isn't enough to prove whether something works or not, you would need studies that have a very big sample size in order to know if something like that works. However, I believe that you can find the solution if you do enough research online or if you ask the people of southeast asia what they use to make their skin lighter.

Also, I don't think that women see men's beauty based on their skin color but rather on his looks.
And, in contrary to what this forum believes, most women don't have all the same looks criteria, what is seen as an 8/10 here might pass only for 6/10 for some women and vice versa, so I don't think that beauty can be measured, however, some things are undeniable. For example, a muscular physique will always be better than a skinny fat, skinny or fat physique, but the size of the muscles themselves, that doesn't matter as much and neither does frame.

So, some plastic surgeries might make you better looking to some women and uglier to other women. And that means that all you can do is aim to looksmax in a way that appeals to the biggest number of women possible since you can't please everyone. And the idea that Chads can attract the vast majority of women, that is also false, but they still attract a lot more women than the average man, so they are more successful with women.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

lmao