I used to drink full on cocktails at my old job in front of my short fat Filipino boss

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I would go to the break room and make a tequila sunrise complete with a cherry garnish and then on then kinda tipsy I’d leave the room and pat him on the back and say “long day” and smile and go back to work drunk asf knowing I’m gonna get my dick stroked later too

It’s amazing to win at life. Fuck you all