I used to sell fake peptides to old friends (EASY ASS SCAM METHOD)

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This took like 15 minutes to write but if you have any questions or want to dicuss more PM me. I wish people would put more original ideas into this side of the forum. My favorite thing about this method is that pretty much anybody can do it, the scaling depends entirely on your iq and commitment.


By "fake peptides" what I mean is I would water down actual peptides I bought domestically and markup the price (JFL, I told them I was buying supreme stuff from China tho so they wouldnt just stop buying from me and order for themselves). I would water it down by about 90% with BAC water because that's what ChatGPT told me was the acceptable amount before there are health risks (Do not do risk anything that can make you more legally accountable).

The best sellers were always the trendy ones such as retatrutide, and one of the fatass Mexican kids actually lost quite a bit of weight. You can't completely give them straight bullshit because for something like reta, which I just noted, if they don't feel a difference in hunger they're not going to buy anymore. However, with something like GH secretagogues or IGF1-LR3, you're free to do so. Just assure them that it takes time to see results, the Placebo Effect is a powerful tool for you here.

Once they get antsy thats when you put them onto more expensive real anabolics and play down the side effects. This is where marketing really comes into play and things get serious. I told them I had many other clients seperate from them who I knew from sports or mutual friends in order to make sure they:
1. Didn't think that I was reliant on them for my "business", therefore giving them power and leverage over me
2. In order to form the illusion that I had a lot of experience guiding other test subjects who were also taking the anabolics. So when they asked questions to settle their concerns like "Will test give me acne?" I could respond "As long as you keep up with your skincare you'll be fine. One of the kids from my old basketball team has been taking it to become more athletic and his face looks the same as it did when I got him on 350 mg a few months ago, you'll be fine."

Eventually my dad found all my shit and busted me which has put me out since but if I can actually get a Chinese source this will have crazy potential for me now with my new knowledge and resources. I would usually make $100+ profit on every order depending on various factors and how braindead the buyer is. I saw someone on here talking about selling to tiktok tards but imo this is far superior and easy access. Just don't tell anyone about it who isn't in the BP sphere or they will blab to everyone and think you're an immoral incel instead of an edgy badass drug dealer.
 
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By "fake peptides" what I mean is I would water down actual peptides I bought domestically and markup the price (JFL, I told them I was buying supreme stuff from China tho so they wouldnt just stop buying from me and order for themselves). I would water it down by about 90% with BAC water because that's what ChatGPT told me was the acceptable amount before there are health risks (Do not do risk anything that can make you more legally accountable).
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This took like 15 minutes to write but if you have any questions or want to dicuss more PM me. I wish people would put more original ideas into this side of the forum. My favorite thing about this method is that pretty much anybody can do it, the scaling depends entirely on your iq and commitment.


By "fake peptides" what I mean is I would water down actual peptides I bought domestically and markup the price (JFL, I told them I was buying supreme stuff from China tho so they wouldnt just stop buying from me and order for themselves). I would water it down by about 90% with BAC water because that's what ChatGPT told me was the acceptable amount before there are health risks (Do not do risk anything that can make you more legally accountable).

The best sellers were always the trendy ones such as retatrutide, and one of the fatass Mexican kids actually lost quite a bit of weight. You can't completely give them straight bullshit because for something like reta, which I just noted, if they don't feel a difference in hunger they're not going to buy anymore. However, with something like GH secretagogues or IGF1-LR3, you're free to do so. Just assure them that it takes time to see results, the Placebo Effect is a powerful tool for you here.

Once they get antsy thats when you put them onto more expensive real anabolics and play down the side effects. This is where marketing really comes into play and things get serious. I told them I had many other clients seperate from them who I knew from sports or mutual friends in order to make sure they:
1. Didn't think that I was reliant on them for my "business", therefore giving them power and leverage over me
2. In order to form the illusion that I had a lot of experience guiding other test subjects who were also taking the anabolics. So when they asked questions to settle their concerns like "Will test give me acne?" I could respond "As long as you keep up with your skincare you'll be fine. One of the kids from my old basketball team has been taking it to become more athletic and his face looks the same as it did when I got him on 350 mg a few months ago, you'll be fine."

Eventually my dad found all my shit and busted me which has put me out since but if I can actually get a Chinese source this will have crazy potential for me now with my new knowledge and resources. I would usually make $100+ profit on every order depending on various factors and how braindead the buyer is. I saw someone on here talking about selling to tiktok tards but imo this is far superior and easy access. Just don't tell anyone about it who isn't in the BP sphere or they will blab to everyone and think you're an immoral incel instead of an edgy badass drug dealer.
this never happened i can tell
 
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Dudes mad he didn't think of it first. One of them who was 30% BF literally bought mk677 and asked me if it'll help him lose weight. I spent hours helping each outside of PED's with their fitness journey and making sure they were doing everything to improve as much as possible. If you don't like this post then just wait till you find out the moneymaking methods elites, criminals, and corporations use in the real world u fucking idiot.
 
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Dudes mad he didn't think of it first. One of them who was 30% BF literally bought mk677 and asked me if it'll help him lose weight. I spent hours helping each outside of PED's with their fitness journey and making sure they were doing everything to improve as much as possible. If you don't like this post then just wait till you find out the moneymaking methods elites, criminals, and corporations use in the real world u fucking idiot.
where did you get the real peptides from? before you watered them
 
90% what does that mean
That the transaction went through almost always. Only downside is a $7.50 charge for every mastercard purchase and above $180 you have to provide id so if you have a credit card or debit card your parents don't check just use that but for me my parents checked mine so I had to do this
 
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That the transaction went through almost always. Only downside is a $7.50 charge for every mastercard purchase and above $180 you have to provide id so if you have a credit card or debit card your parents don't check just use that but for me my parents checked mine so I had to do this
we are poor, i only have $70 dude, i think im just going to buy from strate labs for one purchase
 
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we are poor, i only have $70 dude, i think im just going to buy from strate labs for one purchase
Why are you speaking french idk who "we" is. I'm gonna need more info into what you're talking abt if u want more help. In return rep all my posts this convo is draining me
 
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Why are you speaking french idk who "we" is. I'm gonna need more info into what you're talking abt if u want more help. In return rep all my posts this convo is draining me
we as in my family. genius. use your context clues now tell me is strate labs good or not
 
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Nigga rly bad karmamaxxing for a few bucks :fuk:
 
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Clearly not good friends
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